🏳️⚧️ Evil Amber 🏳️⚧️
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🏳️⚧️ Evil Amber 🏳️⚧️
@ChlorineHuffer
She/Her (and other evil ones)
Faggot island Katılım Temmuz 2024
40 Takip Edilen19 Takipçiler
Remembering that time I went fishing and I hooked a fucking tarpon and fought it for a literal fucking hour just for my dad to steal my reel and immediately lose the hook when it’s not even 8 feet from me
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Baaaalalalalal balalall blaaaa bla bla baalalalalal mm. Mm crunch crunch grassmmm m m👅👅👅👅🍀🌿🌱🌿
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@CursedLibolbeo Pantry was empty so I went mmm m m m tunaaaa yum and then ther the juice 😋
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my friends keep trying to flirt with me like I just wanna play my video games
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Just spilled fish juice on my keyboard it’s so over
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Do yall ever just switch up on a food
I used to hate tuna with a fiery passion and now my blood mercury content rivals that of the greatest Chinese emperors
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@kindaveryfurry @ISSPissTracker In the mercury pod the seat was reclined back 90 degrees because of the harsh G-Forces of launch and re-entry. If they had him sitting upright he would have passed out.
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@ISSPissTracker I have a better question, why was his *back* soaked
What the hell did he do?
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Let’s give granny 6 shots of vodka that’s gonna help her Alzheimer’s
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz
Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!
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@Trunkit_ If you jack off on the iss they jettison you into space
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How much cum do you think gets filtered through these things? Do astronauts eat their own cum? I don't like thinking about it.
ISSPissTracker@ISSPissTracker
Which pisser would you choose on the ISS? The American toilet - Piss gets distilled, filtered, and turned into clean drinking water The Russian Toilet - Piss gets sucked into a bag, stored, and eventually loaded onto a Progress cargo ship to burn up in the atmosphere. #SpaceToilets
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@CursedLibolbeo Gam gam needs to lock the fuck in or else I’m gonna phish her and take her bank info
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most braindead dumbass i have seen in a while
MK Ultra victim@MKaylaUltra
Family won’t move our group chat to signal. Had to leave. Here comes the guilt trip 😒
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@evilpolo3292 @ChlorineHuffer when im high i run over people with my car so different strokes for different folks ig
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Mfs get this way about weed too like I get it you’re high can I understand you please 💔
shyness girl@meIlotune
u guys ever think people are being performative when they’re drunk and they’re texting with a bunch of typos
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@CursedLibolbeo Do you intentionally misspell words or are you just stupid
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