chloe thyes

Like father like daughter. Working the same shift for the first time in forever just before I’m out in the big wide world on my own🤣 @OFFICIALWMAS

ANNIVERSARY! And a big one! 60 YEARS when I first started in the business with Barry, June 1963, it seems like yesterday and you know what yesterday was like..a good day 😎 I can't remember the exact day but Barry would have remembered, he was good at dates❤️ #EdinburghPalladium

We are heartbroken to say Maxi Jazz died peacefully in his sleep last night. He was a man who changed our lives in so many ways. He gave proper meaning and a message to our music. He was a lovely human being with time for everyone and wisdom that was both profound and accessible.

Give the people what they want

Its gonna be 40° in the UK on monday and tuesday??

send this to ur crush

How to help a choking infant! An infant has just choked on a tiny item (even after you had tried to keep it out of their reach), here is what to do. A thread!

pissed off. pub filled with lightening mcqueens an cargos. only cargo of my concern is what the ship from columbia is carrying. lad enters. thinks he’s boyo. steppin on my toes at my chance of feeding the pony. prick. glassed him. lass got scared. ditched. sick. onto next target.

Paramedic: Hi there, how can we help you today? Patient: Well it all started 30 years ago when I stubbed my toe.. Paramedics:

Absolutely nobody I knew in the NHS had routine gatherings or drinks after work during covid restrictions. We left exhausted, stripped, showered, terrified we might pass something on, ate, stayed in and slept. Day off meant a solo walk in the park. Rinse & repeat

@DanielD2312 Ice pop!!!

Tip-top??!!

I’ll never forget dressing you in the pink latex catsuit thinking you were serving kink. RIP our Dot xoxo

I am one more no meal break and late finish away from selling my feet pics

Me at the garden centre for no reason

Idea for a movie: Will Smith and Jada go to a Frankie Boyle gig and sit in the front row.

Lol all u doubted me when I told ya my mum was a Hollywood actress xx

What pisses me off is that I know some great Russians and some great Ukrainians. And I’ve had some fucking great nights in both countries. Putin: you are such a cun

Invade us If you are Gay