CEO PARTY HOE

Went to Fred again concert last night to see the hype and it felt like I was at a dive bar that kept playing sweet Caroline for hours hahaha

“Throwing her thong at Disco Lines on stage” Daughter or “Jumping and Grabbing Disco Lines for a selfie over a barricade” Son

Either you crank hog or the hog cranks you

Being single is cool and all but there's something about a woman telling me "stop fucking playing with me" that just gives me a fix

Imagine fumbling Mary Droppinz

FACTS !!!

B*tches pay a local horny photographer & be like “photoshoot today 🤩”📸

imagine living in miami going to a random heat game on a tuesday against the wizards completely coked out and bam adebayo has 77 points with three minutes left

What Bam did in three quarters…incredible. Keeping Bam in during a blowout, I’m even cool with that. Intentionally fouling up 25 late to get extra possessions to stat pad and eventually break Kobe - of all people’s - record…corniest thing I’ve seen in a while 😂

Missing skyline already !

@messycupcakes 🫶🫶

@Chocolatepapi_x welcum

Life

This boy Twan a national treasure man😭

No Drugs No Alcohol No Drama No Allegations No Scandals Just a straight dogshit football player.

3 x VIP/backstage guestlist for SOLIDGROOVES LA tomorrow. RT to enter.

Ketamine is not ruining dancefloors No broke boys by disco lines is

Miami Ravers - Coloma needs your help. Insomniac wants to put DUBSTEP in CLUB SPACE!! Act now - what we need is your credit card number, the date, and the silly 3 numbers on the back. Quickly Ravers. Coloma is surrounded by headbangers and can’t get out!

Got this DM yesterday from a black woman this has to be some type of evil right ? This definitely deserves a block ….🤨

Mfs out here thinking about a relationship, I’m thinking about my next move so I can be ballin for life.