Noam Chomsky

@thusspakevi funny cause that’s just a normal adam friedland

i’ve now heard the phrase “transgender adam friedland” applied to three different women

@littleorphanoli oh my god…

my name is ander pingas

@littleorphanoli i’d forget how to talk etc etc

okay but what if i told you i feel like i know you but here’s the catch: we never met…. aaaaaand it’s for the best. what then?

I’m finally back in the big city tomorrow and all I have to say is… LOOK OUT LADIES!!! You will not believe how hard I can look at the weather app on my phone, and how hard I have mastered zero eye contact.

@thusspakevi i’m alright sorry pookie

everyone cheat on yr girlfriend w me NOW

@ThinkLikeUncle2 WHO ARE YOU!!

The mummy strikes!

@littleorphanoli oh very good

kid named it’s, kid named the game

@thusspakevi @vuse_lover YES!

@vuse_lover @ChoenRobert

Frat guy coworker was showing me his Notes app filled with potential Instagram captions and one was “Hard to think outside of the box when I’m always in it”

@littleorphanoli no i’m ok actually

kid named finger

@pr3tty_p1sces_ No

unhappy chungus useless chungus

@fatmanoffaith don’t get me too excited now…

@ChoenRobert Maybe a famous rapper?

remember when j cole made that song "its...its.... grippy!" shut up

@fatmanoffaith not really sure, kinda just waiting for a bad bitch to ride me to death

@ChoenRobert also how are you still alive?

@fatmanoffaith no comment

@ChoenRobert Noam weren’t you on that one island? Maybe Jermaine was there with you?

@Herr1ngway time only makes the life you live sweeter

i think i'm going to die today... #classic #foroldtimessake

@littleorphanoli i was there

more like record store GAY #RSD

what was she talmbout

i was feeling a little different that day my fault