Andrew Edwards
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Andrew Edwards
@Choppydell
Brooklyn born and bred.
Akron, OH Katılım Nisan 2009
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@aakashgupta Lost me at Zendaya, the most wooden actress ever, and Ellen Page. Homer’s epic has gone woke & DEI’ed. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤦🏼♂️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Christopher Nolan just showed Trojan Horse footage from The Odyssey at CinemaCon. The business math behind this movie is wild.
$250 million budget. His most expensive film ever. First movie shot entirely on IMAX 70mm cameras. No franchise, no sequel, no superhero IP. The source material is a 3,000-year-old poem.
IMAX opening weekend tickets went on sale a full year before release. They sold out in 12 hours. $1.5 million in ticket revenue before a single TV spot aired.
The trailer pulled 121.4 million views in 24 hours. More than Universal's Wicked sequel. More than double what Oppenheimer's first trailer did in the same window.
Today's footage confirmed Charlize Theron is playing Calypso, the nymph who kept Odysseus trapped on her island for seven years. The scene opens with Damon asking her "How long have I been here?" He can't remember if he had a wife or a son.
That's pure Nolan. Starting the story in captivity, with a man who's lost his own identity. The same filmmaker who opened Memento backwards.
The cast is absurd: Damon, Holland, Hathaway, Pattinson, Zendaya as Athena, Lupita Nyong'o, Theron, Bernthal as Menelaus, Safdie as Agamemnon, Mia Goth, Leguizamo, Elliot Page, Travis Scott. Nolan joked it would be faster to list who isn't in it.
His last five films averaged $680 million worldwide. Oppenheimer made $976 million with an R rating and a three-hour runtime about a physicist.
Every studio spent the last decade convinced original films can't open big. Nolan's response: adapt the oldest story in Western literature. Homer's been in public domain for about 2,500 years.
Nolan IS the franchise. His name on a poster does what a superhero logo used to do. Universal figured this out when they signed him after Warner Bros let him walk over a streaming window dispute. Twenty years of partnership, gone.
July 17. IMDb's most anticipated film of 2026. Built from a poem your ninth-grade English teacher assigned.
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@laIslaBonitan @jtimsuggs You clearly dont know Lando. This movie understood the lore and the expanded universe story. The Falcon was already heavily modified in Lando's care. Once Han got to it, with all the adventures they got into and minimal repairs, its a far cry from its prime. Still fast
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@jtimsuggs I didn’t like Solo pulling the “Milleniam falcon used to be a luxury vehicle” because it’s a freighter, like why would Lando have a tricked out Mack Truck
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@BenjiDoven @Evelyn23615628 That money came from her own business.
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@Evelyn23615628 Milly bobby brown is so overrated dude. She does NOT deserve the money she has. She cannot act for shit😭
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@yellowminutes Clever fake using real clips. Infinity War trailer theme still leaves goosebumps
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@Marvel_Insights @vexcorex Thats a Brand New Shield. It's the notches that will likely reveal that something was inside.
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@RealEmirHan That's literally part of The Red Room training. Attraction disarms
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@MoeShowww @FirstTake @stephenasmith I haven't watched a Full ESPN First Take segment in about 2 years. I just catch the clips on the NBA and NFL.
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@Choppydell @FirstTake @stephenasmith Brother, where have you been? Since last year the WWE PLEs (PPVs) have been on the ESPN app
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If @stephenasmith were a WWE manager, who would he be paired with?! 👀
Stream both nights of #WrestleMania on April 18–19 on the ESPN App with an ESPN Unlimited plan.
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@Fen_zor @tunechistark That's momentum buildup. He has to work up to that speed to generate that level of power.
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@tunechistark Nolan pulling this shit in Season 1, and then you see him struggling to get eggs from an overgrown insect—the characters' power levels are so inconsistent.
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@LD10315369 @jose_gill @Boorish_Sports I'm sorry but even Vrabel with that roster wouldn't have seen the playoffs. Drake would have gotten hurt far sooner if he played start. Mayo protected Drake from the assault that happened to Brissett. Drake is tough but that Oline would have fucked his development & confidence
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@KiKo4kt @comfortrogue Watch Until Dawn. She's got crazy Charisma.
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@lucas_bdlc @comfortrogue Nah watch Until Dawn and you'll see she's got charisma to be Rogue
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@comfortrogue Y’all be fan casting anybody just because they got the same haircut 😭😭
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