Michael Wallage

@maturenurs Hi beautiful

F**ck it, sending pics to everyone who says hi ❤️

@nancy65buc7v Yes

do b00bies make you happy? say YES and I'll send a b00bie pic

@toesandtalesss Hell yes

@angelangty Ready

@softybunbun_ Ready

@itsnoradavis Hell yes o would…. Hi

Fully clothed… and chubby… so you probably won’t say hi

Doesn’t care that it’s their policies that have caused this. Why would he, the Sunak’s are billionaires. Problem is there’s no credible alternative. It’s time for civil disobedience and a national strike. #ToriesAreEvil #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry #ToriesDestroyingOurNHS

@MetroUK I’ve driven in central New York many many times…. “High speed chase” 🤣🤣🤣 I’d better have some of what they’ve been smoking

BREAKING: New York Police Department has responded to claims that Meghan and Harry were ‘chased by photographers’ last night. They said the NYPD 'assisted the private security team protecting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex'. trib.al/H4MGF5K

@BBCBreakfast Nina it’s not a Union Jack unless it is on a ship…. Jus’ sayin’

@SallyPepper01 🙏❤️❤️🙏

Thank you all so SO much for the outpouring of messages. I’ve been overwhelmed and very emotional reading every single one. I wish I could reply to each one individually but I hope this says a big enough THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Of course Rishi Sunak is dithering over the report on Dominic Raab… he’s trying to figure out how he can hang on to another one of his nasty chums. Bullying and corruption working hand in hand. When will we get an honest politician in number 10? #EnoughIsEnough #bullying #go

THE biggest tax payer spend on free childcare EVER….aaand then we find out Rishi Sunak’s wife is a big shareholder in a major child care provider, which he forgets to mention to the house….🤔🤔🤔 #EnoughIsEnough #corrupt #corruption

Yet another serving police officer charged with rape…. Can’t recall who challenged me last time I tweeted about this but it’s CERTAINLY more than a handful of bad apples now isn’t it. Hope they have a nice time in prison. #bentcoppers #rapists #murderers #CriminalOrCopper ?

I’ve earned this today… It ain’t easy being a house husband and a spacca. Codeine, nicotine and caffeine… the lunch of arthritis champions 🤣🤣🤣 #disabilities #arthritis #arthritiswarrior #yougottasmile #confidence #selfdepricating #senseofhumourwins

I support the #JuniorDoctorsStrikes despite waiting for an urgent knee replacement. This is NOT down to doctors, the fault lies directly with @SteveBarclay Doctors were heroes not so long ago, treat them like heroes 🤬🤬🤬

Very offended by the BBC news report…. Does it matter what colour the smoke is? Wouldn’t scholastically challenged be a more sensitive adjective to use? #wokeBS #PCbullshit #toofar #ironic #irony

Kings Lynn road trip on an Easter weekend…. That’s gonna be fun 🤣🤣🤣

@UKLabour ought to be ashamed of themselves. I actually despise the Tory party but to suggest Sunak personally thinks paedophiles don’t deserve prison is at best stupid. You need to have a word with yourselves

@MHarris360 @judas_twit There is only ONE person entered the house with honest intent for centuries. Does it really matter which party is shafting us?

Message to all centrists telling calling us "Tory Enablers" Perhaps look at those stones in your hand- have a look around the glass house your standing in And have a little think eh Meanwhile #HopeHasANewHome #PAL The Peoples Alliance of the Left breakthroughparty.org.uk/join-us/

@premierleague Shame on your clubs….tax avoidance whilst the fans who ultimately keep you going are on the breadline in some cases #shameful #taxavoidance #cheats #investigationnow