TheChoptCapper

MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN

@BobbyBeavEater So you’re into transgender men

I would kill for this woman #TouchMeAllOver

@AcademyOzuna Still so beat and chopped tho

More sports today. Fuck yeah

@Petermoneymilla DM

@ChoptCapper That would be amazing, anything helps. You’re a life savor.

I can’t imagine how amazing my bag would look if I didn’t have retarded head-covers.

@RoyceDuck312222 Good

They confiscated my beer at the course.

@AcademyOzuna @willgriffinfan On purpose

@ChoptCapper @willgriffinfan You literally snapped ur club 2 months ago

Tired of this

@tribediehard Yeah this is the worse thing I’ve ever seen

+1 point for Thot daughter

@WillyCumbutt @JMcKendrick98 Doesn’t Even have to be BV. Just someone with class

Peter Millar polo, Peter millar shorts, Smathers koozie. Someone’s on the Bv

@willgriffinfan Was it hit good? When I first started golfing I broke my 3 wood twice. Haven’t broke anytbing since

@ChoptCapper Don’t know how it happened genuinely

@AmericanS24873 Beast, those shorts are not it

came out of tjmaxx and marshall’s empty handed. sierra trading post didn’t fail me tho. #newmethod

I don’t think this DM hit

@ChieffMasterz I will not be an accessory to murder

@ChoptCapper What would be better? Rope or jump?

Always great seeing the tallest building in America #erect

@ChieffMasterz I was talking about the suicide tweet 😭😭😭

@ChoptCapper Yeah people arent big on the kirks. Shame. Will be back with information on my success.

Braves ML. you’re so welcome

@ChieffMasterz If you’re trying to save some money I would just buy a pre-owned set. Kirklands cannot be that good especially after lawsuit and you may get clowned as well

@ChoptCapper Please elaborate

Golf verse… should i fall for the kirkland costco iron set? Gotta upgrade, is it worth the risk?

@ChudWeiberg @BoogieFlannagin What’s your problem faggot wasn’t even funny

@ChoptCapper @BoogieFlannagin (approached them all at a bar until they asked the bouncers to remove him from the premisise then jerked off to their instagram)

Anyone know any of these sluts?