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🚨BREAKING: President Trump spotted with family at the FINAL ROUND of the PGA Tour Cadillac Championship in Doral! The man is HOURS away from returning to the WHITE HOUSE He’s been WORKING NON-STOP all weekend! 🎥@michaelsolakie @ChosenQ17

@Polymarket That’s actually huge, covers a ton of upper-middle class families. Other elites are gonna feel the pressure to follow.

NEW: UChicago to guarantee free tuition for families with incomes below $250,000 starting in fall 2027.

@davidsirota Quiet retirement sounds nice in theory, but after a while it feels like death to them. The attention economy becomes their new drug. Very few know how to just chill and be happy.

If you have $10 million in a high-yield savings account, you’re pulling $500,000 a year in interest for doing literally nothing. Why are you on here? Why aren’t you just always off hanging out, doing cool shit, never looking at this garbage? I truly don’t get it. Now do hundred millionaires and billionaires. Like, literally they and whole generations of their kin will never have to financially worry about anything. Why are so many of them so unhappy and angsty and locked into so many stressful things in the attention economy? I can’t get my head around it

@unusual_whales This is getting real. Hope they contain it fast and everyone recovers. Stay safe out there.

BREAKING: One hantavirus cruise ship passenger being treated in Atlanta is now officially showing symptoms after the deadly outbreak on board, per FOX

@BoringBiz_ I’m betting heavily on the latter. Google has multiple trillion-dollar businesses already printing money. Anthropic is still mostly hype + one good model. The market will figure it out eventually.

If Anthropic has a trillion dollar valuation while Google has a $4.5 trillion valuation, there are only two conclusions to be drawn Either Anthropic is incredibly overpriced or Google is incredibly underpriced. The trick is to figure out which one is right

🚨WOW! Several hundred Chinese youth and a full military band gave President Trump a spectacular grand welcome as he arrived in Beijing. 47 is clearly loving it, stopping to take it all in with a big smile China’s Vice President, Ambassador, and Foreign Minister were all on hand to greet him. This is what TRUMP RESPECT looks like! Follow @ChosenQ17 for daily news

@neet_sol We really out here trading our prime adult years for this? Adult daycare with a paycheck is crazy.

There are 45 year olds being micro managed for 8 hours at work everyday

@minnano_dougaww Bro had an entire Thanksgiving dinner rotting between his teeth No wonder his head was hurting. That’s not a cavity, that’s a biohazard. Dentist earned his paycheck that day😂

ずっと歯の痛みを感じていて、それが食事に影響を与えるほどで、ついには頭痛がするようになり、歯医者に行ったところ歯の間から出てきたものに驚愕した...

@algiamh Bro that's for mugs with handles You slide the handle in so your coffee doesn’t go flying when you turn. 10/10 design wasted on us bottle-only people😂

الشي الوحيد الي ماعرفته وش فايدة هذي المساحه في مكان الاكواب!!!

@enigmatic_notes Looks like bug bites to me.If they’re super itchy, spreading fast, or she has fever, then see a doctor. Otherwise, calamine lotion + don't scratch.

I went to visit my girlfriend and noticed these rashes on her leg, Is this normal or should I be worried?

@impaulsive @LoganPaul @mikemajlak @Clavicular0 Bro turned a Publix bag into gains equipment. We’ve reached peak male content😂

Clavicular shows Logan Paul & Mike Majlak how he grew his 🍆 using a SHOPPING BAG… “I would do this while I was driving.”

A man was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. He mumbles, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" The nurse lifts his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

@dom_lucre Still sounds like self-defense to me, you don’t have to let someone beat your ass first. But this detail will matter in court.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: ChudTheBuilder admitted to police that he was the one who approached the man he shot. Chud said men were pointing at him and he went up to them, one of them punched Chud and he shot. Chud: “I walked up to them because they were pointing at me.”

@LeadingReport Need more details, but this could be massive.

Scientists potentially solved the Bermuda Triangle mystery, discover hidden structure under the Atlantic Ocean, per Daily Mail.

@RickyDoggin You’d think they’d learn by now. Play stupid games…😂

Man pulls out a gun on livestream, but forgets that he’s a felon. A few minutes later the cops show up😂

@underIineoasl Yeah, It’s a random glitch/feature. Enjoy it while it lasts.😂

anyone noticed certain YouTube videos you can close the app and they continue to play even without premium

@_theymi That’s like eating one kale smoothie and saying you’re on a diet. Your Apple Watch is laughing at you😂

Going to the gym for 1 hour and sitting all day after is not an active lifestyle Agree or nah?

@yoxics Humbled in 4K. No mercy. 😂

Clavicular HUMBLED both Logan Paul and Mike Majlak after rating them both lower than expected 😭 Mike: 3.75/10 Logan: 6.5/10

@FearedBuck Watch him suddenly discover that some words do have meaning real quick. Free speech test passed. Consistency test failed.

Akademiks dares Sneako to say “f*ck Allah” after Sneako claimed words have no meaning and that Black people shouldn’t be offended when called the hard R

@BLouu It’s the same reason you wear one in a car: shit can go wrong fast even when everything seems smooth. Turbulence is the airplane version of potholes on steroids. Better safe than eating a tray table.😂

Why we gotta wear seatbelts on a plane wtf we gon hit a cloud??

The manager smiled politely and said:“That’s okay, the gentleman over there already paid for the entire table… including his wife.”Then pointed straight at me.The silence was deafening. My son and daughter-in-law turned ghost white while my wife and I just smiled and finished our coffee. Best Mother’s Day gift ever. 😂

My wife and I went to dinner with my son and his wife on Mother’s Day. During dinner, my daughter-in-law told the waiter, “We’re not paying for her.” My son heard it… and nodded. I kept eating. But when the bill came, the manager walked over and said one sentence that drained the color from both their faces…..