Chelsea Kaundart

I think my local Pizza Hut hates me and doesn’t want me to spend my money there.

No ass butthole

Alllright. my fat thumbs are done stalking.

Proximity & timing

I just best bop it!

Yall ever cry cuz you love your cat so much? 🐈‍⬛

62 days until spring (we promise)

My nasal passages sound like the beginning of an mgmt song

I hope it was for something.

Imagine being out of toilet paper during this winter storm…

My daughter isn’t allowed to say buttcheeks at her dad’s house.

Fuck a kiss. Swing on someone at midnight.

I didn’t do much of anything last year. & I’m alright with that.

I can go see a movie in the theatre for less than one tshirt at my local goodwill.

I just remembered I can get get high and listen to records and play animal crossing

When she doesn’t need help with her Legos anymore 🥹

The Christmas spirit is thickkkk this year

If his favorite movie is avatar 🚩

Suffering is inability to accept reality as it is and the pain that comes with it