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@McIlroyRory giving Henry his ball leaving the 15th @CloseHouseGolf #BritishMasters - made our day!!!!

@richardajkeys If it wasn’t going to affect the outcome then why spy in the first place ya wally?

Are we really suggesting Spygate in any way affected the outcome of the s/f? Behave.

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

If HMRC don’t fine Angela Rayner for not paying £40k in tax Then they should refund the ££££ in fines they have given to self employed people in this country on modest incomes who don’t have the advice that a deputy PM would have It is insanely unfair.

What the fuck is @Carra23 going on about. What a load of shite. Footballs gone!

Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020 I suggest he watches this on loop “When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’” GLORIOUS 🔥

This has to be a parody????

📹 THAT goal. The one that did it, the one that made all our dreams come true. #YCFC 🔴🔵

@JimmyNailsTales Osula to score. 2 cards, both teams to score and @NUFC to win

I’m going to be bold here and say we win today. No idea what the score will be but I’ve got a feeling. It may come back to haunt me! 😂⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@gregolley7 Well done lad!!! Buzzing for you

Whattttt just happened!!!! 🤯

WE ARE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSS #YCFC 🔴🔵

🚨 Rochdale and York City have released the following joint statement: “This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history. The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2. We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP. Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case. We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year. For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love. Thank you! Rochdale AFC & York City FC”

This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history. The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2. We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP. Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case. We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year. For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love. Thank you! Rochdale AFC & York City FC #YCFC🔴🔵

Journalist: "Can you guarantee that you'll still be at Benfica next season?" José Mourinho: "I can't guarantee. Can you guarantee that you'll still be working for your TV channel next year?" Journalist: "I can, because no one else wants me." Brilliant😂

Rory McIlroy: 1 x Career Grand Slam 2 x Masters 2 x PGA Championships 1 x US Open 1 x The Open 3 x FedEx Cups 7 x Race to Dubai 2 x Players Championships 6 x Ryder Cup wins 3 x PGA Tour Player of the Year 4 x European Tour Player of the Year Is that any good?

@BrianWhitehou17 @CharIieBennett @DavisReader

@CharIieBennett This man

Which player made you fall in love with Newcastle United? 🖤🤍 #NUFC

@PrimeHendry @NUFC

Guess the football club? Level: Hard

Promised myself I'd keep my head down, but I can't. If some of you can't see that 2 champions league campaigns and an actual trophy, the best day of our lives, doesn't buy you the time to put it right? Then I'm at a loss. I really am. 🖤🤍

Boss!!

EXCLUSIVE🚨 Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce is set to be fired from a cannon and out over the East Stand before kick-off in tonight's Newcastle United vs Barcelona Champions League tie. A deal was reportedly struck between Bruce (65) and fan group Wor Flags late last night. Supporters are urged to arrive at the stadium at least 15 minutes before kick off to witness the spectacle.