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Chris Lightfoot

@Chris1680

Nothing to add here. views are my own. love rugby, love canoeing.

Katılım Nisan 2010
440 Takip Edilen130 Takipçiler
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Paysan@PaysanChester·
Hey fish restaurants of the world - place mats that look like plaice. You know, plaice mats. No need to thank me, buy me a pint when you’re a millionaire.
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KoH@pinguforest·
What the fuck is this.
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lex 🇬🇧
lex 🇬🇧@uklex_1·
This is the state Glastonbury was left in by the virtue signalling middle class Champaign socialists who say they care so much about the environment:
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Paysan@PaysanChester·
Today’s Monday chicken update…. Sorry no fiver chickens today as we were busier than expected over the weekend.. we will, however, do the the Monday fiver chicken as and when we have any left. Thank you to everyone who came and supported us over the weekend x
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Chris Lightfoot@Chris1680·
@lolitseleanor I worked down there… used to swim in it all the time (yes people should be careful) it’s sad to see the colour of the water I hope it’s mainly from banks collapsing but I fear it’s pollution
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PoliticsJOE
PoliticsJOE@PoliticsJOE_UK·
Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
You’ve only got £20 to spend. Where you off?
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Chris Lightfoot
Chris Lightfoot@Chris1680·
@archer_rs Robert, I would be much obliged if the incident could be expanded on. Mainly from a public service point of view as I do so wish to avoid any goat quad bike incidents of my own.
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RS Archer@archer_rs·
I'm unsure why people keep asking me about the goat and the avocados. As I previously mentioned the goat was injured by the quad bike (not serious) and the avocados were used to make a standard cataplasm.
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RS Archer@archer_rs·
A letter has been left pinned to my gate, we think it was left early this morning. It reads: "FIRST POINT - Do not add this to the Twitter page you started yesterday, we saw that and we are taking legal advice. SECOND POINT - We require and demand a full apology from you....
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First British tourists of the summer season are here. Middle aged couple with a caravan that had a UKIP sticker in the window. Assumed I spoke English, asked for directions, I replied in French. The woman tutted, rolled her eyes and said, "They don't even try to speak English"

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Soul Kitchen Chester
Soul Kitchen Chester@soul_chester·
SHOUT OUT PLEASE! Can anybody help us with a TV and a freezer? Many Thanks 🙏
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Chris Lightfoot@Chris1680·
@SundayMargot Very proud of Chester’s approach and change in policy recently to be more recovery friendly
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Jamie Kay@TheRealJamieKay·
Without naming the film, what is one quote that gives it away.. ?🤔
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Liverpool FC
Liverpool FC@LFC·
⭐ TEAM NEWS ⭐ This is how we line up to take on Leicester City tonight 🔴 #LEILIV
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