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@seanfeucht - Steal some crab legs

Things you can do as an athlete: - beat your wife - abuse your kids - run from the cops - do insane amounts of drugs - go to strip clubs - bet on games Things you can’t do as an athlete: - Support the current President

@nypost The ATL is gonna ATL

Cop who had loud sex with judge in chambers ID'd as deputy chief with Atlanta police: report trib.al/nI97UK1

@LeadingReport A german taking refuge in Argentina, never heard of that before.

Peter Thiel has temporarily relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property, partly due to Thiel’s concerns about the United States’ future, per NYT.

@RapSheet This is great satire 😂

#Giants leaders such as Brian Burns, Kayvon Thibodeaux and Jameis Winston all spoke and worked to put it behind them.

JUST IN: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson says the city will fight teen takeovers by “holding social media platforms accountable.”

@Player_retiredd “Jizzz!”

Imagine the last drink before you die is sugar-free. Btw How do you wear a seatbelt during a Mob Hit???

@nithyavraman This you?

Karen Bass just violated election law here. She is so accustomed to breaking the law with no accountability, she even filmed herself doing it. Well, those days are over. We just filed a formal complaint for illegally gaming the election. We must protect our democracy. Electioneering within 100 feet of a ballot box is AGAINST THE LAW. Soliciting votes at a ballot box is AGAINST THE LAW. These clear violations show a reckless disregard for the rule of law and our democratic process. Someone in a position of power should be especially respectful of our democratic laws, but this is just emblematic of Karen's mafia-like regime. It's "rules for thee, but not for me". Here is the formal complaint we filed this morning. We will uphold the rule of law and our democratic norms. Enjoy your conference calls with your lawyers, Karen!

Remember when you didn’t have to enter your personal info online to win a soda?

How in the hell is Denver spending over $100k per homeless individual. I need to see politicians in prison . @MikeJohnstonCO that’s what we need to see next . Sanctuary city policies, putting illegal migrant before the hardworking resident tax payer , buying buildings for homeless in collusion with cronies without supporting appraisals……. I have a long long list . I’m furious . That mayor is the king of nonprofits. Stealing from Colorado taxpayers with his covid check Colorado and Gary community ventures @garycommunity and @UrbanLandC to name just a few . It’s overdue . @nickshirleyy …. You are coming to Colorado . Let’s do some looking around . When you fly in , take good notice of DIA . The biggest criminal enterprise of Denver . With the 12k acres surrounding it . It’s fraud up the wazoo!!!

@spencerpratt @SaraGonzalesTX I’d never seen someone ratio suplexed… until today

i got in this race because Karen Bass let my entire town burn down while drinking in Ghana

@FinalBossXL Sinus issue, could have turned into meningitis or encephalitis. Bacterial untreated for even a little while can do it

He got sick 6 hours ago and now he's dead. What the fuck kills you in 6 hours?

Lunch costs $28 because you freaked out about the flu

@90sWWE @BretHart The take I didn’t know I needed

This picture of Bret Hart in double white denim in front of a lake should be on Canadian currency.

The homeless are flooding to our waterways as enforcement has increased in the downtown areas. They like the water because if asked to move they can just float away.

@Thefactsdude @washghost1 Mulched’em

NEW: Kern County deputies intentionally run over barricaded shooter with a BearCat who killed a detective On April 9, 2026, Tulare County Sheriff’s deputies were serving an eviction notice at a home in Porterville when 59-year-old David Eric Morales opened fire with a rifle, fatally striking 35-year-old Detective Randy Hoppert. Morales then barricaded himself and continued shooting at law enforcement during an hours-long standoff. After a SWAT team’s armored Rook vehicle began tearing down the front of the house, Morales fled to the backyard and hid in the brush while still armed. He fired at the approaching BearCat armored vehicle. To neutralize the active threat, a Kern County Sheriff’s deputy drove the BearCat over Morales multiple times. Tulare County Sheriff Mike Boudreaux later defended the tactic, stating publicly: “We intentionally ran him over… You shoot at cops, we’re going to run you over. He got what he deserved.” On May 12, the Kern County Sheriff’s Office Incident Review Board ruled the deputy’s use of deadly force was within policy.

@Rothmus “I’m there”

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

Your time is limited to clean when you have kids

BREAKING: DOJ investigation finds that the Yale School of Medicine intentionally discriminated based on race in its admissions. Black and Hispanic students have a much higher chance of admission than White or Asian students with the same test scores, and were also admitted with lower academic qualifications.