Chris Dease

Coming home from holidays to look at stories of people on their holidays is enough to make a grown man cry

This album is gonna be very special. 2 more days

Koka noodles >>>>>>>>> pot noodles

Ever start to hear in HD after a yawn

Think my last meal on earth would be a full slice pan toasted and a block of real butter

Only 3 things in life are certain death, taxes and the barber blow drying a quiff in your hair before you leave

My money don’t jiggle jiggle it folds I wanna see you wiggle wiggle for sure

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Grand stretch in the evenings

@sheanamw The anti d’s 🤣🤣🤣

A year on the Anti D’s and still feeling as shit as ever, the irony

Nothing like it ❤️❤️

Liverpool be back to being Andy Carroll’s and Rickie lambert’s soon if they don’t sort out the Salah situation

Fuck ya life! BING BONG

I’m on that tik tok too much I keep scrolling up on stories on Instagram almost reacting to everything

Our first contact with aliens won’t be any scientist or astronomer it’ll them cunts who sit in traffic talking on the hands free with full volume

VIVA BAZUNU

Sick to death of going onto TikTok and seeing cal the spastic dragon why can’t you block hashtags

Hate when someone has lyrics up on there story and I can’t tap passed because Instagram keeps trying to make me listen to the song

How does the Covid digital certificate helpline still have people on hold for hours listening to that fucking wagon on a loop the whole time HSE are an absolute shambles

Am I the only one noticing or are companies getting out of hand lately with the tags go to put on me t shirt and I’ve a Harry Potter book hanging off it

@AdamKinsellax Viva la spaghet

I am genuinely so excited to see an English child crying after the game on Sunday 🤣🤣🤣 forza Italia