Chris Rochner

@mistergeezy I got a 12

I got 9.

Oh look the idiot thinks we can vote twice. That’s called FRAUD.

I wonder how much @TPAIN made from this Kroger commercial

Hey @OldSpice instead of anti-perspirant, why not look into anti bacterial deodorant?? The underarm bacteria cause the odor, kill the bacteria kill the odor and get rid of the aluminum

@LaurenStacho @MRochner86 Using an orbital sander really helps

Sanding day for the Joe Cabin project #dendrochronology #dendrotilyoudie #treerings and #archaeology

@GETurf @Ella__Dorsey @Ella__Dorsey is awesome and she knows her shit

@GETurf @Ella__Dorsey @GETurf Do you guys think the Earth is flat too??

@Ella__Dorsey endorsing Global Warming while on air, has now lost followers on her social media accounts since she made the announcement. Unfortunately it was fun while it lasted. Best to your career nonetheless!

@LouBrutus Jim Gaffigan is awesome. @JimGaffigan

The world is falling apart. Economic meltdown, political insanity and Jim Gaffigan telling Karens to fuck off. Meanwhile, we have new music from Metallica, Seether, Royal Bliss, The Struts, From Ashes to New and PM5K. At least the apocalypse will sound good. #FridayThoughts

@senatemajldr just shut up!! Just go to Wal-Mart and apply to be a greeter. They’d probably hire you.

@amahnke The selfish ones are the ones going to restaurant without regard

@amahnke I reported it

@MikeRog13686824 Up in Smoke- cheech and Chong

@FOX10Phoenix That’s all he got??? That seems like a rather light sentence

#BREAKING: SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- Ex-cop dubbed California's Golden State Killer says he's "truly sorry," is sentenced to life for 26 rapes, murders.

@ozm Methane is expelled when a cow shits. When you put hundreds of cows together in feed lots that’s a lot of shit and methane.

Scientists estimate that 80% to 95% of a cow’s enteric methane (enteric meaning related to the intestines) comes from the burps. The rest comes in a very small percentage from cow farts but mostly from the stuff that immediately follows it, manure. read.medium.com/GYd6fIM

Debunking the myth that cow farts are a leading cause of global warming. read.medium.com/GYd6fIM

@WhovianVeganGeo I’ve had mine for over 20 years but yea that feeling only fades but never really goes away

@erronious You might try one of the Panaderias on Kingston Pike across the street from Kroger next to El Girasol

Anyone in Knoxville know where I can find Portuguese sweet bread-PAO DOCE around here?

@erronious Eat some beets

So fun times! Tomorrow is prep day! What are your favorite no color non foods to eat? 🤣😳

@DuluthTradingCo need any beta-testers that can really put your clothes to the test??

@LauraShine3 @WFPK Such a great mix of tuneage.

@ACsank Should I tell you a joke about salt? Na