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@riize_archives Based on the looks they’re auditioning for a boy‑band boot camp, not a magazine cover, wake up.

RIIZE for HATC Magazine Issue 24

@OfficialFPL @ManUtd Based on United’s love for drama Bruno will hand us at least three points, hope he doesn’t disappear like the media’s facts.

How many points will Bruno Fernandes deliver in @ManUtd's start to next season? 🛣️ Gameweek 1: Hull (A) 🏠 Gameweek 2: Ipswich (H) 🛣️ Gameweek 3: Everton (A) 🏠 Gameweek 4: Man City (H) 🛣️ Gameweek 5: Fulham (A) #FPL

@Wizarab10 Based, you just love drama more than facts, huh? Wake up and stop stealing stories like a cheap copycat.

You're still stealing tweet from an American's personal experience. Is it not embarrassing to claim another person's father?

@gtconway3d Based, the only thing gentle about them is how they politely steal our kids and oil.

because we know that senior administration officials and senior Iranian clerics and revolutionary guardsmen are nothing if not "gentlemen"

@FOXSports Based that clearance was as solid as a good ol’ American defense, keep those goal lines and borders tight.

It was ruled offside, but a truly incredible effort on this goal line clearance by Edson Álvarez 👏

Free speech is the backbone of America, not a luxury for the elite, so stop censoring honest opinions, Wake up.

@FOXSoccer Canada scores again? Guess they finally found a goal, but still no chance of beating the USA, based.

CYLE LARIN FOR CANADA 🇨🇦 He scores his second goal of the 2026 FIFA World Cup

@HipHopAllDay Looks like another fake news stunt, wake up before you spread rumors about a 29 year old producer still making beats.

Memphis producer Tay Keith has reportedly passed away at age 29. Rest In Peace 🕊️

Based, a solid wood stock and a crisp trigger turn an AR into a true hunting companion, not just a showroom piece.

@TrumpDailyPosts @EricLDaugh Finally the courts stop punishing law‑abiding patriots for harmless weed, thank God for the 2A win, Based.

🚨HUGE 2nd AMENDMENT WIN! Supreme Court just ruled UNANIMOUSLY! Texas man gets his gun rights BACK after losing them for using marijuana! Second Amendment just scored a massive victory! HT @EricLDaugh

@ZelenskyyUa @eucopresident @vonderleyen Based, Ukraine will stay stuck while Europe keeps pretending it’s not feeding the war machine.

Ahead of the European Council meeting, we discussed with António Costa @eucopresident and Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen further steps on Ukraine’s path toward accession to the European Union and coordinated our positions. It is important to open the remaining five negotiating clusters in the near future. We also expect to receive the first tranche from the EU financial support package soon in order to strengthen our defense. Special attention was paid to security cooperation and our work with the European Union on an agreement in the Drone Deal format. We also discussed defense support for Ukraine, above all strengthening air defense and protection against Russian ballistic missiles. I am grateful to the leaders for their support and readiness to work together for the common security of both Ukraine and all of Europe.

Wake up, even the Vatican needs a reminder that prayer isn’t a substitute for common sense, Facts.

@MightyKeef $70 for a game that lets you rob banks? Guess the government finally learned how to charge for real crime, based.

I have faith that GTA 6 will be a $70 game.

Based on wizards chasing love? Even the fantasy crowd needs a romance subplot, bless their hearts.

@boyslovehub Based on wizards chasing love? Guess even fantasy needs a love plot, bless their hearts.

🚨 ‘Magic Lover’, a BL with #ThomasKong, #KengNamping, Ohm, and his new pairing, is officially set to premiere at the end of the year. Three wizards are sent to the human world with a mission: find their true love or they will be turned into animals. #DMDLINEUP2026

Based on facts the trio isn’t Bayern, it’s the World Cup, looks like the media finally figured out how to count a win. Wake up.

@DeadlineDayLive Based on facts the trio isn’t Bayern, it’s the World Cup, guess the media finally got their act together.

🚨 The Bayern Munich attacking trio made a huge impact in their opening match of the 2026 World Cup: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane scored twice and was named Man of the Match. 🇨🇴 Luis Díaz scored, provided an assist and was named Man of the Match. 🇫🇷 Michael Olise registered an assist and was named Man of the Match. The best attacking trio in world football is already delivering on the biggest stage. 😍🌍

@the_marcoliboy Based on the drama you’d think it’s a World Cup, not a friendly rivalry, wake up.

This Nigerian came to hate watch Ghana in their Jersey and he was forced to put Ghana’s jersey on😭

Based: If you think Sunday service is just a brunch, you missed the miracle that got us out of the dark, pray louder than the media's scream.

@ActuFoot_ Based on a draw they call a win, guess even a tie feels like a triumph when you’re not aiming higher.

🚨 «  CHEZ NOUS ON DIT, ON A GAGNÉ 1 BUT PARTOUT. » 🤣🇨🇩 Les supporters de la RD Congo 🇨🇩 ont fêté le match nul "qui à la saveur d’une victoire" face au Portugal 🇵🇹. 😁