Chris Avern

@northnorfolkdc You send me invoices for an outstanding balance, give me 10 days or it could go to collection incurring extra costs. If I haven't paid it yet it's because I don't have it you incompetent cunts! Fuck off and cut you're bonuses as Your all on the scam anyway!

Watching #iamakiller on netflix. Safe to say they all deserve to be in prison. No matter the circumstance/situation there is a choice in the moment. They fact they all seem fucking mentally bent makes me think if it wasn't that moment, there would've been another.

Finally got to play #StarWarsOutlaws and have to say Space combat and flying etc, good. Story, good. Missions, boringly repetitive sneak around. NPC are terrible! Again, repeat repeat repeat. Very basic movement and dialogue. Take off/Landing. Not what I'd hoped for .

2/2 Cards, tokens, all actions, stats and consequences. Plus a full rule sheet. It all just needs transferring if anything to paper. I asked for it to be based on the original trilogy with 4 new characters and using Lego to replicate the game.

1/2 Wanted something new to do with the #kids Had a convo with #ChatGPT and was able to have it write a complete #starwars #dungeonsanddragons #game with 6 missions each with about 4 sub missions. Side missions. Dungeon masters book, story and script to read. Plus all game

A #Dad at a school dropping off or picking up his kids is a hostile territory to be in 😆

Messing with #ChatGPT #ChatGPT messing with me. Not saying no. . . And planning the film on how it did it afterwards 😆

@Keir_Starmer Giant fucking prick.

Today marks two years since the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. The late Queen’s dedication to the UK and Commonwealth taught us that whatever challenges our country faces, the value of service always endures. For the 70 glorious years of her reign, she was at the heart of this nation’s life. Today we honour her memory.

Remembering Queen Elizabeth II, 1926-2022.

There's a lot that gets said but I've proved time and again. I'm more than just words. I'm a #Dad

@susannareid100 @edballs @GMB Now remove Ed Balls (no offence Ed) and that's one deliciously delightful picture.

MORNING! @edballs @GMB

Playing #skyrim for the first time ever. Glad I'm not late to the party 😆 Until I can afford #StarWarsOutlaws anyway.

@TheTennisLetter @MerThomp For me the 3rd ball is simply. And here's the pitch! 100mph at her fucking head. Snotty privileged shit.

Ugly moment in the Putintseva vs Paolini match at the US Open. The ball girl tries tossing the ball and Yulia watches it bounce on the ground without moving. So many ball kids look up to these athletes. Let's try to treat them kinder. (via @MerThomp)

Ten hag ain't Harry Potter. Ain't no fucking good at being a tactical manager either. Utd. Keep him. We're all happy for you to do so.

Sterling is a hardworking, solid wide player who has pace in his game with the ability to start or come on and make an impact. We're so good at getting into the opposition box that his work on the ball and driving past players will compliment our attack perfectly. #AFC

Isn't it ironic that the people around you will bitch, whinge, moan, complain and make you miserable. Then have the audacity to ask you why your miserable. . .

Gotta be said and admitted to but the @Arsenal squad is looking solid today. Another big push this season and let's see where it goes. #ARSWOL #PremierLeague

@lisajsattaris Can't lie mate. It was much needed and had been well looked forward to. We dug a 6ftx4ftx3ft deep hole and all just sat in it 😆. If we wanted to cool down, we just stood up and caught the breeze lol. Hope you get to go and experience some soon!

@lisajsattaris 😉#Walcott

I'm totally onboard as cameraman.