Chris Godfrey

@NoContextBrits @Jim96CFC - that’s a Jimmy Reyn punting that ball

The PE teacher when you kick a basketball.

@DucklingtonFC Come on you ol Janitors! Swing it in old boys and shandy’s will be slurping

It’s cup final day 🟡🔵. What are your predictions?

@wrighti7 She’ll be in the six yarder boy

@ChrisGodfrey69 And have a few cheekys with Rita

It really would be sublime on the 12th April, as the pub doors swing open- to share a shandy lemon with Norris and Gale Platt, followed by a few dance floor classics. Do well me fruits!

@MarkNorridge7 Good evening kind sir, catch you down the valleys with a packet of sherbet lemons and some cherry tomatoes. Regards Phillip

@ChrisGodfrey69 Hello Phillip

I’ve missed you, you absolute delight - a jovial affair is going to be had! Push my trolley and call me Phillip.

Unzipping the tent, clambering over a camping chair with one shoe on whilst music rumbles through my ear canals, having opened my eyes to this site- will be a day of great bloody delight! A jolly will be had by all.

@_Josh_Allan Well in Joshhyyy boy- do well me ol fruit smasher!

Bloody horrendous news- will miss waking up, peering over the Cornbury estate before delving down into the hidden valleys of joy for buckling and jiving to commence. Until next year you wonderful bunch - Do well Wildo.

@lewis_smith_09 Well kind sir, Bush whacker 3000 is didling along well - having a jovial one but following Bozzas guidelines. I hope you are doing splendid park ranger.

@ChrisGodfrey69 All good bushwacker, you?

Check up on your peoples them🤝

Push my Trolley and call me Sandy, Season Ten is going to be a marvellous affair! Catch you in the Valleys of Joy for an absolute wonderful weekend! One Magical place.

All about that Pink Lady over a Granny Smith 🍎 🍏

@MicaAimeeT_ ❤️

I thank 15 year old me for falling in love with the most caring and loving person in this whole world

Two weeks today il be sat in a camping chair with the sun busking down over the Cotswold hills preparing myself to get well and truly lost in the Wilderness Hidden Valleys with the finest peers United Kingdom has to offer. That will Do Well! @WildernessHQ

@SammMurphy1 Henry the hoover old boy

Whose picking it all up after tho

Looking forward to buckling up my dancing shoes, slipping on the sunnies and slurping on a pleasantly refrigerated beer as I thrust, twist, turn and bop to the finest rhythms LSTD has to offer ! @LSTDBristol

@JakeTaylor1703 I beg to differ there sir, all about the pre-wet toothbrush

@ChrisGodfrey69 Wrong way round chief... toothpaste first, then a splash of water 👌

If you don’t wet the toothbrush before applying the paste, your a complete crumpet.