Chris Laney

@CaryKelly11 Bass Pro Shops

My nephew‘s daughter quit her (1st) job @ Starbucks after three weeks. She said she couldn’t stand listening to her coworkers complain about everything Trump & listening to angry lesbian music all day long. 😂 Where can teens find a part time job & not be surrounded by whiners?

@BoogerBottom Looks like everybody's good buddy, Frank Cox. He makes one of the best trumpet's around but is a first class douchebag. Take it as a compliment, he attacked Zach Farmer a few years ago.

I’m thinking of going straight Gen X on all negative comments. It’s just makes things fun for all! Happy turkey season yall! #cstf

@SenFettermanPA Respectfully sir, it's time to change parties.

Let’s see who grieves for that garbage.

@Braves Dish Network here, haven't seen a televised game in 3 years. They make it hard to be a fan these days.

Statement from the Atlanta Braves:

Now what are we supposed to obsess over since this is over…. Anyone else in DEERpression? 😫

@BmNation I love deer and deer hunting but let's talk about that saw....

Check out this old dead head that was found by @tuckdanger while logging in Southern Oregon 🌲🪓

@BoogerBottom Love those forked 2s. Dandy buck, congrats.

Felt like an episode of Bonanza in my GA treestand the other night! John Wayne Proud with my Daddy’s 1st deer rifle he bought when he was 18. 30-30 Win Model 94 iron sites. #bonecollector

@BoogerBottom Awesome buck and rifle. Congrats on another dandy.

A successful ending tonight & for closing out 2025! Thank you Jesus! Proud to be an American. Some folk just focus on fraud! Others like us pay our taxes, work our asses off & secure our skillet meat from God’s grocery store! #bonecollector

Tired: Subway Surfers Wired: Subway Specialists 🚊

@SenAdamSchiff I'm just here for the comments

Nothing quite like a festive concert put on by the San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus to get you in the holiday spirit! Thanks for the warm welcome and a beautiful show.

@TheRock No DNA test required

Happy Heavenly Birthday Dad 🕊️ My dad’s birthday was yesterday, and I thought about him. A lot. I had a good amount of “I wonder if….” thoughts about him and our relationship. He raised me with a tough and complex love. But at least I had love ya know? I know a lot men in my life, who never had their father’s love at all. Hard to reconcile stuff with your dad when he’s no longer here - but nonetheless, regardless of challenges or any struggle, my dad was a “life adapter”, and he taught me to be the same. Work hard and adapt. I’ll always be grateful for that lesson. Happy Birthday Soulman up there in heaven. You were never shy, so stop by and say hello every once in a while 😉 🕊️💪🏾❤️

@TrumpWarRoom @RobertKennedyJr I voted for this

.@RobertKennedyJr: "We are spending $405M a day on SNAP. About 10% is going to sugary drinks—and if you add candy it's about 13-17%... The U.S. taxpayer should not be paying to feed kids foods...that will give them diabetes. We're going to put an end to that."

@HistoryUnd The one poor sumbitch on the left without a mustache.

1904: Dinner Party At The Hotel Astor.

@PGATUOR 7

Now that we’ve all seen Happy Gilmore 2, what would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?

@ItsBBQRay No such thing

What do you do with the leftover ribeye’s?

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS He done watched Landman!

.@POTUS spits facts: "We will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States. They're killing us. They're killing the beauty of our scenery ... It's the most expensive form of energy. It's no good. They're made in China."

@historyinmemes I've honestly never heard it

Just two guys in 2003, who hadn't yet realized that they had made one of the best songs of all time

@johnrich Marinate in zesty Italian dressing, and grill skin side down for 15 minutes or so on aluminum foil.

The Sockeye Salmon fishing in Kenai was unreal! 50.5 pounds of filets:) Anybody got some good recipes to share? It’s on its way back to Nashville!

Democrats have long said that Trump can be bought.... Elon contributed $288M dollars to Trumps campaign, and Trump still ended the EV mandate... which ended their relationship Proving that Trump went to Washington to serve us and not himself, Elon found that out the hard way