Chris Webb

Manchester United fans after beating Spurs and Man City in the same week...

Sat watching last nights MOTD with the wife. Shes just told me she fancies @alanshearer.. I'm not really sure where to go from here?.

😂😂😂😂

This ref everytime a player questions one of her decisions #FIFAWWC #ITA #NED #ITANED

As a massive UTD fan, all you can really say is fucking fair play to Liverpool. Thoroughly deserved tonight and having an unbelieveable season. Klopp has done wonders at that club. Still dont want them to win it though. you know, just because, Fuck Liverpool 😁

Can't even take the p*ss. Fair f*cks to Liverpool. Unreal.

Meanwhile, in Germany.... 35 minutes in 😂😂😂

@lewism333 @warrengcook @StodRoberts @ThadeousM please watch this guys move set.. like something off wwe 2k16 😂😂😂

@StodRoberts @lewism333

We sold them RvP & gave him a guard of honour. Their C team ended our title challenge in 2016. They milly rocked in our own stadium. They had their worst start to a PL in 28 years & caught up to us within a month. Then out-of-form Alexis scored on his return. I need a lie down.

How did people poo before smartphones??. People really just sit there and stare at the wall?.

@lewism333 @Chisanga_Malata Ahahahaha mayzin

@Chisanga_Malata @ChrisJWebb

Derrick Lewis gets asked what he eats before fights. He says if his wife is in town he ‘eats her a**’. Never change, Derrick. Never change. 😂😂 #UFC230

@lewism333 @arielhelwani Askren is hype though. Still undefeated.. rugged

@arielhelwani @ChrisJWebb 😦

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@WEAREBLK @lewism333 this tha one i was talking about

Drake speaking about the situation with Kanye West & Pusha

@reignsslays @StodRoberts @lewism333 you seen this 😂😂😂

Ric Flair pulling up at his wedding to ‘Ric Flair Drip’ LMAO