Chris Keyna

Now that GoT has ended we need something. Epic to fill the void. Luckily we've got some of the GoT cast in this too. wordofmouthproductions.co.uk/ENDURANCE-The-…

@RichEisenShow just gonna leave this here, in case you were wondering about your international appeal.

I'm no longer a Texans fan, and he no longer plays for the Texans...but today I'm repping #99 one last time. Congratulations @JJWatt on an outstanding career. Here's to you.🐐

Settle this debate for me twitter. Is it weird to sleep with your watch on your wrist?

My GF to me this morning while burying her head in her wokr laptop. "Right i need to look now for wizards. It's really important." A part of me knows this is a work thing, but the vast majority of me is convinced she's just googling "Gandalf" in some sort of magical 'Hunted'.

@dadwroteaporno has meant that I can no longer read this headline without immediately thinking of the weekend editions of The Guardian. 😂😂😂😂

#CrystalPalace ♥️

Tom Brady has officially retired. He played 22 years & won the superbowl over 30% of the time he played.That is INSANE! For as long as I can remember I've been shouting "JUST REITRE" at the TV screen. This Lunar New Year has started well, next stop - Texans winni-oh, never mind.

Saw @mincemeatlive last night at @swkplay and effing loved it. As a rule I don't standing ovate for something unless I am genuinely blown away,Last night I was one of the first up on my feet. A fantastic achievement by all.

To comemorate my later than usual ascension to Whamhalla this year, here's a meme.

@DanHanzus Is it time to declare vengeance?.... or at the very least intellectual property theft...🔥🔥🔥@MarcSessler @EricaTamposi @greggrosenthal @AroundTheNFL

Oh good! Now I can be mad at 2 people for not fact checking that one of the songs named in THE BLOODY CHORUS was released in 2003!!! - I am awaare this infuriates me more than it should.

I wonder what day Tesla will report its Q2 financia- oh... Never mind.

I guess football took one look at the Delta numbers and thought twice....

Saw "Another Round" last night. Incredible film. I did however go the bar afterwards and order a cocktail... Hmmm may need to keep an eye on that.

Today's early start made that little bit more palatable by seeing the new @dadwroteaporno episode is finally out. Time to plug in and play try-not-laugh-on-public-transport once again 😏

@liamjmulvey It is on mine :)

@ChrisKeyna I'm not sure that option is on the ballot?

Happy birthday to me. Time to do my civic duty and tell the BNP to kindly go f**k themselves.

Everyone always hails Bob Dylan as an incredible lyracist but have you ever stopped to remember that Stephen Schwartz once rhymed "Adonis" with "Croissant is"....? #Hunchback

The sun was out today and It got me feeling in a #Proms mood. #NewWarmup