Chris(not)Chelios

Sorry. I couldn't hear you... I was drinking.

Already a penalty on the Badgers Buuuuullll Shhhiiiiiiit And they score immediately. 1-0 sh*ttany lions

Drop the puck!! 🦡🏒‼️

@ToddMilewski "Join the band," they said. "Chicks dig the french horn," they said. Nobody tells you you'll be freezing your ass off in Crappy Valley while the girls all whisper and giggle about the tall, handsome sousaphone players.

It's raining outside Pegula Ice Arena as the band and some fans wait the Badgers' arrival in about 10 minutes.

@ToddMilewski Laila back on attack!!! I almost feel sorry for Penn State. #OnWisconsin 🦡🏒‼️

@onenonlybucky As long as they're double stuffed. That way, you can pull off a side of each cookie, squish them together and make them quadruple stuffed...like Gavin McKenna's Mom #Badgers 🦡🏒 #HockeySchool!!

real hard debate between the Reese Oreos or the cookie dough ones.

Brothers and Sisters, I have seen it! I have seen the light! 🙌🏼 As a newly born again Gardian, I penned this note to zealously ridicule those of you who still believe all the same things I believed 20 minutes ago. #OnWisconsin 🦡 #SilentAssassin 🥷🏼 #AGTG 🙏🏼 (the last G is Gard)

@onenonlybucky @BrewPack8 There's a @BadgerWHockey game tonight, too. Final 4 matchup against the sh*ttany Lions in Crappy Valley! 🦡🏒‼️

@ChrisNotChelios @BrewPack8 It’s 60s outside me and little Bango gonna set up the grill and fire up some steaks and burgers! I’ll watch the tournament at night now.

Kentucky Santa Clara holy shit what a start to day 2

@barryisthedon Baseketball

Greg Gard is like a really good starting pitcher who needs a closer in the 9th

@BadgerVibeTrack @Htown_999 @AndrewBrandt It never was free labor. Universities offered extracurricular athletics as an option for students. Students who participated were compensated in many ways money can & can't buy. We're only in this mess because there was no professional alternative for football between HS & NFL.

@ChrisNotChelios @Htown_999 @AndrewBrandt Lot of options. I liken it to when town doesn’t raise utility prices for 20 years and then all of a sudden 1 massive increase they all go bananas. The Univ. / ADs have gotten very rich over the past 30 years over free labor and we’re feeling the repercussions of that today

Wisconsin/UNC/BYU NIL donors rn:

@cheesetrader1 Every day 🙏🏼

@ChrisNotChelios Thank God for athletic Badger Women

Facts. #OnWisconsin 🦡

@BadgerVibeTrack @Htown_999 @AndrewBrandt They should have given schools the choice of staying in the NCAA and spiraling into our current Hell, or forming a traditional, amateur athletics association. It's not too late to leave the NCAA.

@ChrisNotChelios @Htown_999 @AndrewBrandt They should’ve made the athletes all employees back in the day and this likely doesn’t get to where we are now.

There's so much wealth at this school, their senior class trip used to go to Little St. James Island. 🏝️

@Htown_999 @BadgerVibeTrack @AndrewBrandt We all are Wisconsin basketball NIL donors, now. The government takes it right from your pocket, via taxation, and gives it to losers who will disappoint you.

@AndrewBrandt Jokes on you. There are no Wisconsin basketball NIL donors.

@BadgerVibeTrack What games? No Badgers, no tournament. Women's Frozen 4, Baby! 🦡🏒

Can’t wait to watch all these games today.

Proof that it is still possible for a #Badgers basketball team to make a Sweet 16

There's no better way to wash the taste of @BadgerMBB pathetic-ness out of your mouth than a long, hard pull from the @BadgerWHockey victory bottle! #OnWisconsin 🦡🏒 Hockey School!

@PinkPantherHPU @BadgerMBB I already live in Florida. I don't need to go to Mexican Florida. Good luck against Arkansas.

@ChrisNotChelios @BadgerMBB Enjoy Cancun. Hell of a game. -High Point Pink Panther™️

. @BadgerMBB will see this face in their nightmares #OnTheProwl #HighPointPinkPanther

Greg Gard when the other team switches to zone: