Chris P. Vagina

I’m not gay but when I see naked dudes I get horny and jack off.

@larrybirdskid @Billyfballghost @spaniardlibtar2 Screw me?

Retard meet up in Manayuck with @Billyfballghost @spaniardlibtar2

I feel like poo dipped in shit.

@LoFromWisco When did we start letting girls have opinions on a man’s sport. This girl is miserable.

Ben Johnson ripping his shirt off in the locker room is peak cringe idc

@LoFromWisco Sure thing weirdo

I smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up everyday.

Hey Chris what’d you do today? “Ahh you know me watched the bears lose, drank a liter of brisk, and jerked myself to sleep.”

Can’t believe people are shocked at this James Franklin firing. Fuck! In my opinion they should’ve done it sooner. Guy blows at his job.

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY! PHILADELPHIA EAGLES VS NEW YORK GIANTS! WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK! MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN! I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:30 EST! TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

First porn video I watched was Super Bass staring Niki Minaj. Did something to my 12 year old body🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Well as long as we got Patches we got a shot”

Just demolished 5 pork pistols with an oasis of Fanta. Feeling good😎🕺

Rough start to the new job. Guess 9/11 jokes aren’t funny anymore🤣🤣🤣

I miss Tribusky. He won the divisional his second season, Caleb just uses fucking nail polish.

Tyler Buchner should’ve kept his ass in Alabama. Why the fuck did you come back.

The new kickoff is awesome🤓☝🏼

I fall for the Bears propaganda every year.

“Yo this bass guy has a huge cock… no homo” Is my boy gay?

Yes dad the arm is safe. 3 poos and 11 pees. I love winning too dad.

Currently 3/18 on english speaking Ubers this summer

Panda Express should change “Kung pao chicken” to “Kung pound my ass chicken”