Chris Schoonover

I’m pretty quick to tell a photography client what good stuff I found in the trash the night before.

Me: These are the smallest heads of lettuce I've ever seen. Cashier: I just work here.

5:45am at wawa Cashier: Good Morning, how are you? Man: I’m fine…no actually I’m not. Why don’t you guys have pork rinds?

Check out my photographs of Lucas Hedges for Flaunt. flaunt.com/content/lucas-…

Check out my shop: etsy.com/shop/PalmAmeri…

It’s fun renting a car so I can see what I might be able to afford to buy in 15+ years.

If you have super tall and skinny high-back chairs, keep that to yourself. No one needs to see that.

The most disarming words in the English language are “You have a huge booger.”

Watched the hamburglar eating a hot dog tonight.

Talia Ryder photographed for Flaunt Magazine flaunt.com/content/talia-…

@sfranklin_co Great content!

Meditation.

One time I fell asleep while scrolling through Instagram. My thumb stayed up and sent multiple video DMs of me snoring to a few strangers and friends. I think about their grace and discretion everyday.

It’s hard to watch a family member sing a made up song to your baby and hear it just fall apart lyrically in front of everyone.

You know what? I believe her.

New work for @dna_magazine and @YSL cschoonover.com/ysl-x-dna-maga…

The Costco employment application is looking pretty good. I went to college so maybe I can start as an officer.

Buy some of my prints for your quarantine space. society6.com/cschoonover

Photographed @EmilyMandel for @NYMag and @vulture. Black and white photo hand colored by Linda Schoonover. vulture.com/2020/03/glass-…