Chris Schoonover

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Chris Schoonover

Chris Schoonover

@ChrisSchoonover

Photographer / Director

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Mayıs 2010
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I’m pretty quick to tell a photography client what good stuff I found in the trash the night before.
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Me: These are the smallest heads of lettuce I've ever seen. Cashier: I just work here.
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5:45am at wawa Cashier: Good Morning, how are you? Man: I’m fine…no actually I’m not. Why don’t you guys have pork rinds?
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It’s fun renting a car so I can see what I might be able to afford to buy in 15+ years.
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If you have super tall and skinny high-back chairs, keep that to yourself. No one needs to see that.
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The most disarming words in the English language are “You have a huge booger.”
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Watched the hamburglar eating a hot dog tonight.
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One time I fell asleep while scrolling through Instagram. My thumb stayed up and sent multiple video DMs of me snoring to a few strangers and friends. I think about their grace and discretion everyday.
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It’s hard to watch a family member sing a made up song to your baby and hear it just fall apart lyrically in front of everyone.
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You know what? I believe her.
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The Costco employment application is looking pretty good. I went to college so maybe I can start as an officer.
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