Chris Standring

Just arrived in London. Getting ready to play three nights at the Pizza Express Jazz Club in Holborn. Hope you can join me March 14/15/16

2024 is right around the corner..

Rancid airport sandwich. 28 bucks.

@Matt_Dillahunty Atheists can't feel delusion, I think she really meant.

I'm in awe, and wonder at Oprah's ignorance, bigoted garbage. (Or I was, ages ago, when she actually said this.)

Getting ready to play...

Well I've lost my blue check. I assume it's because I'm not paying a monthly fee on Twitter. So anyone can now impersonate me and just pay for the blue check? Doesn't seem to give this platform much cred does it?

When you need to remember your password to login to the software that remembers all your passwords.

John Mayer playing stadiums solo. Just him and his guitar. That mofo is gettin' PAID!!

Every musician's world just got a little smaller with the passing of Jeff Beck. Today I watched an incredible documentary called "Still On The Run, The Jeff Beck Story". I heartily recommend. What an inspiring figure.

Damn Jeff Beck just left the planet. This is going to take a little time to process. Rip the top guvnor.

Thank you Spotify listeners. This is all so appreciated!

Thank you for all the love and support this year! #SpotifyWrapped #2022ArtistWrapped wrappedforartists.byspotify.com/api/share/66f6…

Dave Chappelle's recent SNL opener is one of the great monologues of all time. Damn he's good!

If the Republicans win the house or senate, and they very well might, not one will be crying election fraud.

People will pay $15 a month for Netflix but get mad at @elonmusk for suggesting twitter premium.

What do you do when you sit next to a stranger on a plane who insists on telling you everything he knows?

Happening this Thursday in Atlanta. I do hope to see you!

This is officially released today. Digital only for this one. Hope you like it! #christmasalbum #silentnight

Atlanta approaches. Can't wait for this!

None of us have ever known a time without Queen Elizabeth ll. I've always been in two minds about the royal family, especially of late. But she was the face of the country. And for a good long time. A dignified lady to be sure. R.I.P.