Chris Tawfik

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Chris Tawfik

Chris Tawfik

@ChrisTawfik

writer actor comedy person that can’t tweet

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Chris Tawfik@ChrisTawfik·
Nurse: let’s measure your height...5’0 Me: that can’t be right Nurse: well it is Me: I’ve been 5’4 since 8th grade Nurse: sorry you’re not Me: wow I feel like I’ve been living a lie *measures again* Nurse: guess so. 5’0 flat *underlines in chart, leaves* Me gaslit af:
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Chris Tawfik@ChrisTawfik·
Chicago youth has looked the same for 20yrs and I love that about our immortality
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Linus Lee@TheLinusLee·
35 years later, there are currently multiple unrelated TV shows with characters named Elora Danan. What a weird world.
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Brian🌻
Brian🌻@brihurwitz·
Today we went to a 4th of July parade that turned into a mass shooting with at least six dead. It doesn’t get more American than that 😡
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Kelli Garcia
Kelli Garcia@Kelli_Gar·
I’m seeing a lot of posts saying people will die because Roe has been overturned. That is definitely true. But perhaps not for the reasons you think.
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Linus Lee
Linus Lee@TheLinusLee·
I'm in London at a show and the DJ between sets is playing @cheekfaceREAL 😎
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Chris Tawfik@ChrisTawfik·
@Jack_Metta It’s a pretty public arena for those dark inside mind & borderline racist thoughts though.
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Linda Orr
Linda Orr@IrisCutter·
My grandmother would crochet the shit outta yarn.
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Iman Jalali
Iman Jalali@Stealx·
Up until 2013, Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale in the US They used it to decorate their salad bar
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