Chris Trani

Well done, Chicago! #FamiliesBelongTogetherMarch #FBTChi ##CHICAGO

Remember all those people who said they were doing their 'own research' around COVID. Are they done yet?

Everton have 0 shots on goal, 35% possession… WE ARE SO BACK! #Everton #LEEEVE

My friend was a lawyer for five years before becoming a comedian. How cool is that?! Having parents be proud of you for five years

Soccer Comic Rant #555 Angie, Tottenham And 46 Goals. Where is Spurs' defense? youtu.be/giQHWZQQq6A?si… W/ @leehudsoncomedy @ChrisTrani And @martinharriss

@IAmEcw Thanks, Eric! Appreciate it, sir!

@ChrisTrani Hope you're having a wonderful day! Wishing you another year full of health too. Please take care 🎂🙏

@nypost Kind of tough to strike down that argument: 'They don't make men like they used to'

I was loveless before I 'married' a rag doll — and now we have a 'baby' trib.al/OSUCTyu

“I want to come to one of your shows.” -someone who never comes to one of my shows

@IAmEcw I thought THAT WAS YOU @IAmEcw !!!! You are too cool / kind!

@ChrisTrani THANK YOU for tonight's show—you always put on a great one! So glad I finally got to see your comedy in person again after way too long. What a crazy fun night 😆😳🤣

@IAmEcw You’re a prince, Eric! Thank you!

@ChrisTrani Wishing you as much happiness as possible today and continued health the whole year! Hope all is (relatively) well 🎂🖖

My tweets are my own, except for when my hacker gets on here. Dude's not that funny

“I won’t like the same post on multiple platforms.” -guy who cares way too much

I have agreed to fight Tony Shaloub on pay per view on October 27th.

You ever think of a funny tweet but by the time you’re done typing it it’s no lon-

Does he also sue for mesothelioma?

You spend a third of your life scrolling

Imagine being so bad at your job everyone at your work has to come talk to you:

@MLB @TwitterSpaces If a Cy Young conversation doesn't list Jack Flaherty is it even worth listening to?

We’ll be talking Cy Young candidates on @TwitterSpaces at 1:30pm ET!

Who ya got? atmlb.com/2RE3Bsi

He truly is The Comeback Kid.

playing a golf course in the suburbs and they’re letting audience members try jokes before the feature act

He let the free market decide. It went with processed foods.