93% Peaceful Christopher Valence

39K posts

93% Peaceful Christopher Valence banner
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence

93% Peaceful Christopher Valence

@ChrisValence

Veteran of USN, 06-11. Senior Public Relations Officer @DissidentSoaps Writer, miscreant, bane of hippies. I am Florida Man.

Florida, USA Katılım Temmuz 2011
988 Takip Edilen770 Takipçiler
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence
@ImNotALassie Everyone's arguing about ears, I want to know about their footwear. Full encasement, plantar protection only to allow claw grip, or fully open from the carpus?
English
0
0
0
138
KamilVanKravv
KamilVanKravv@ImNotALassie·
Furgonomics are stupid as hell
KamilVanKravv tweet mediaKamilVanKravv tweet media
Tsavo@YeetTsavo

Furgonomics gripe post: I don't get why so many artists depict anthros with helmets and other protective gear with ear holes or ear protrusions. 1: If you have a helmet with ears sticking out, I instantly have a direct route to your brain. Hell, I could just spit inside of your exposed ear canal and ruin your day. Regardless, it compromised the purpose of the helmet. To protect your furry noggin and thoughts-jello that lies inside it. "Well, I might want to pivot my ears and hear things." Well, humans have less acute hearing than anthros and manage just fine having theirs covered. Better, cause nobody is spitting into them in a brawl. Cause they are covered. 2: Ear protrusions. Why? Fold your long, flexible ears back and don that skull saver like the orange-peel helmet your cat puts up with. It looks cute, but you can compensate for that by spilling the guts of your enemy. Having ear protrusions just makes a helmet way more complicated to manufacture, adds another failure point, makes you way more noticable and worst of all: lets your opponent grab you by your ears and bend your head back like a goober. Ackshually, I was lying, the worst part is when a bullet hits your helmet and deflects right into your ear. Penetrates, instead of going off into someone else's dome, and goes right inside yours. Through those convenient, extra-large ear canals. Now your thought jello is lead posioned and you instantly become obsessed with spending all your money before you die, rather than leave anything for the next generation. And an arrow sticking through an ear protrusion in a medieval setting, would just make you look silly. Everyone will point and laugh, even your friends. You know this to be true. Big ears are for catching sounds, but they have this remarkable ability to fold back so they don't catch unwanted danger and grabby hands and teeth. Animals with them do so reflexively to better protect themselves. I don't see actual anthros designing serious protective equipment for themselves with their ears being forced to do the contrary. Or just sticking out because it might be uncomfortable. Its armor. Not a fancy hat. Last thing a serious anthro warrior would want is to look like this goober in the image below right before getting run through, because he left his ears sticking out like handlebars for his opponents friend who was behind him. Just saying.

English
17
211
3.2K
54K
Red Knight
Red Knight@TheScarlKnight·
Preciso cuidar de algumas pendências...
Red Knight tweet media
Português
9
131
2.4K
16.4K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence retweetledi
SilverCatzZ
SilverCatzZ@_SilverCatzZ_·
Wawa trying to win SKK over again thankfully it doesn't involve cooking
English
4
76
909
16.4K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence retweetledi
C'thulhu, Clanker Breaker
C'thulhu, Clanker Breaker@Cthulhu_OwO·
When A-10s are flying sorties without being shot down in YOUR AIRSPACE, you HAVE no air defense systems. They aren't sending them on "suicide missions". They're T-bagging you.
Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara

Absolute desperation. The US is deploying slow, unstealthy Cold War-era A-10s to the Strait of Hormuz to fight fast attack boats. These planes are sitting ducks for Iran's advanced air defenses. The Pentagon is sending pilots on a suicide mission.

English
43
266
3.9K
44.7K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence
Chose Makiatto to make me the dish with the fish heads because I'm farming achievements and my wife gave me a critical success. 😭 She's so proud of herself.
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence tweet media93% Peaceful Christopher Valence tweet media
English
0
0
0
6
Heiri 🐾🍨
Heiri 🐾🍨@ItsMeHeiri·
Someone came in my chat and said, "omg auntie voice!!" AND THEN NEVER CAME BACK? I genuinely got an existential crisis because what does that mean? How do you sound like an auntie?
English
16
0
127
3.1K
Palmer Luckey
Palmer Luckey@PalmerLuckey·
@codepink Seems a little weird to chant "This is what democracy looks like!" in the streets of an authoritarian country that explicitly bans all political parties outside of the Communist Party of Cuba.
English
219
826
14.5K
218.2K
CODEPINK
CODEPINK@codepink·
We're in Havana! We have landed with our solidarity & humanitarian aid to break the US blockade that is trying to suffocate the Cuban people into submission. Cuba sí! Bloqueo no!
English
597
190
673
155.5K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence retweetledi
Bandit🇺🇸
Bandit🇺🇸@SkkBandit14·
Corposant’s “Door Ajar” produced some of the best visuals in the series in my opinion, particularly Helena suspended above the Shrike-Boojum. The consequence and horror of the Relics was explored in Reverse Collapse, but to see it in 3D was incredible. [Corposant Spoliers]
English
3
73
666
19.9K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence retweetledi
Templarpilled
Templarpilled@Templarpilled·
Frank Herbert speaks of this
Templarpilled tweet media
English
137
1.4K
13.4K
237.9K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence retweetledi
Michael Guimarin
Michael Guimarin@MichaelGuimarin·
In 1999 the PLA, specifically some very smart colonels therein, wrote a book called Unrestricted Warfare, in it they outlined a doctrine that included many ways for weaker powers to manipulate much stronger ones. Eg How China could take on the US and win. The US commercial drone industry was killed in the cradle by Section 333 rules which required a Certificate of Authorization (COA) for drones to be operated above 200 ft and de facto made enforcement of said COA the problem of domestic manufacturers. In 2016 this was amended to 400ft but the damage was done. Zero indigenous drone companies. Because cost of compliance (getting a COA could take weeks) made any commercial application outside a few narrow bands impractical. DJI is a foreign manufacturer and therefore required no COA because it was impossible to bring an action against them, being located in China. They won the drone war. No industry. It’s my “belief” that this Section 333 requirement and similar was effected by CCP agents who had infiltrated the US government and relevant institutions.
AJAC@AJA_Cortes

Can someone explain to me like I'm 5 why our military bases don't their own drone patrol systems and anti-drone drones What am I missing?

English
20
270
1.9K
88.5K
Debbie Bloodclot.
Debbie Bloodclot.@bettybloodclot·
Id rather they burned it to the ground than this
RTN@RTNToronto

#NEW: A former church in Toronto has officially been converted into a mosque! 🕌🇨🇦

English
88
299
9.7K
97K
93% Peaceful Christopher Valence retweetledi
もふもふ動画
もふもふ動画@tyomateee2·
黒猫変顔集がいつ見ても面白い
もふもふ動画 tweet mediaもふもふ動画 tweet mediaもふもふ動画 tweet mediaもふもふ動画 tweet media
日本語
56
4K
19.9K
582.7K