Christopher Weeks

Strongly against 'pinned' tweets.

Officially the only sibling not married and to not have a degree. But fear not, i won't change my ways and i will continue to cause mayhem weekly and engage in general debauchery.

Can I come over and be unsettling

RT to be my +1 at my sisters wedding.

RT to be my +1 at my brothers wedding.

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

Ironic. They called her Princess Di, but the Queen is the one who died.

the chiropractor turns my head to the side just a tad too fast. my neck snaps and i die instantly. perfect. everything feels much better

My Nan had a dog called Brad's favourite band.

This is how I'm trying to be

My Nan had a dog called Community

My Nan had a dog called Snail Mail.

My nan had a dog called Bombay Bicycle Club

@RossASharp @chrseke

1 pint of football please.

I’m a real person which is fucking devastating

@lunch_enjoyer @chrseke