Christopher Chope
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Christopher Chope
@Chris_Chope_MP
Parody. These tweets in no way represent the views of any actual person because nobody in their right mind would believe this nonsense.
Christchurch, England Katılım Haziran 2018
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@OldBobCyprus @theresa_may Send me some pics and I’ll let you know.
You know what type I like…
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We are banning the degrading and humiliating practice of ‘upskirting’. There are no excuses for this behaviour and offenders should feel the full force of the law.
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@WelshLFCWarrior @LiarMPs Not a chance.
I’m invincible.
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@PhilMye39535608 @thomaskay11 Yes.
Of course, yes!
Now more than ever.
It’s never been this clear.
How on earth could anyone think differently?
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@thomaskay11 @Chris_Chope_MP Leave made so many false claims that clearly influenced the electorate. Do you honestly think that if we all knew then what we know now would we have Brexit? Please just be honest. Yes or no?
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Not true.
I didn’t like Little Britain one bit.
Except for the blackface stuff and the accurate depiction of minority groups.
Phil Myers@PhilMyers53
@Chris_Chope_MP Yet another advocate of Little Britain. Speaks in glory glory hallelujah platitudes . Its 2019, we are certainly proud to be British BUT we are better off in #Remain #PeoplesVote but yes its time for a new PM
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Don’t they teach punctuation in state schools?
Tom Kay@thomaskay11
@PhilMye39535608 @Chris_Chope_MP Sorry can’t just answer yes or no because there are a lot of reasons to want to leave Eu putting in a nut shell interfering to much and to be honest remain and leave are just has bad has each other also so are the public I sorry I am old school I go with the majority
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Once again I find myself the victim of unwarranted online bullying. Ironically the attacker here is a gentleman with an interest in policing (and an inconsistent approach toward the spelling of ‘man’)
#CyberBullying
#HornyForDoubleExclamationMarks
David Morgan QPM@daimogssoapbox
@Chris_Chope_MP what blinking planet are you living on for heavens sake mun!! You are a silly man not fit for public office!! Have you been out on a ride along with @dorsetpolice yet? Wake up mun!! #twpsin
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Don’t you dare, Phil...
I like black faces EXACTLY the same amount as ALL non-white faces.
#equality
Phil Myers@PhilMyers53
@Chris_Chope_MP If you want to talk about truth rerun the false claims the leave campaign fed to an uniformed electorate. Now we are better informed which is why there were 1m on the streets today. Strong and stable? We are the laughing stock of Europe. Let me guess you don't like "black faces"!
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I really do despair sometimes
‘Jonoffun’ here thinks votes are undemocratic!
It’s only undemocratic if we let the general public oiks like you vote on Brexit again, ‘Jonoffun’
We can have as many parliament votes as we like and there’s really very little you can do about that
Jonoffun@Jonoffun1
@Chris_Chope_MP The deal has been rejected twice.... Where is the democracy in having a third vote..
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If God wanted us to be part of Europe, why did He put the sea in the way?
The Remoaners have no answer to this.
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Objection.
I will not “speak against anything.”
If another old boy and all-round good egg from Marlborough College comes up with something, then how could I possibly object to that?
Jules Attard@JulesAttard
If will be interesting to see how many MPs can dare to speak against this. Except @Chris_Chope_MP who has no shame and will speak against anything
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@Chris_Chope_MP @Chris_Chope I wish this parody account would bugger off, he’s not even funny
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The troublesome oiks are out in force again today, hurling entirely unwarranted abuse in my direction.
I wouldn’t have to keep saying this if you weren’t all so stupid…
As somebody who believes in equality, I simply cannot support legislation that applies to only one gender.
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Wait wait wait…
I thought I was objecting to the banning of Foie Gras & Merlot.
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