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Chris Epp

@Chris_Epp_

Former News Anchor, current civilian

Calgary/ Also Calgary Katılım Ekim 2009
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Chris Epp@Chris_Epp_·
Just a reminder that during Esso Minor Hockey Week, spectators are advised to give all goalie dads in the stands a very wide berth.
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Before we judge, can we determine if the opposing player is tall or has perfect pitch or is prematurely balding, or is fluent in both High and Low German or can distinguish between High and Low German or knows there is such thing as High and Low German? lfpress.com/sports/hockey/…
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I have just 2 rules when I'm in charge of playing music for kids hockey evaluations. 1) I won't play anything released after 1999. 2) I don't take requests.
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Saw #DeadpoolAndWolverine the way it was meant to be seen - at the theatre in Lloydminster where a ticket cost $8.50 and a 7:00 PM showing starts at exactly 7:00 PM.
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I'm only 15 seconds into the opening credits of Beverly Hills Cop: Axel Foley and I already know it's my favourite movie of the year.
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My favourite part each year is when Gary Busey brings out the Stanley Cup.
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First week of radio school, we profiled someone we looked up to in broadcasting. I chose Dutchy, because he came from a Saskatchewan town of less than 1000 people, which made my small town Alberta dream feel...plausible. Larger than life, on and off TV. Rest in peace, Darren.
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May 10, 2024 - the first and last time my kid's coach asked me to chalk in the base lines.
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Jesse Modz@jessemodz·
I was thinking of my Grandpa who just passed over the weekend. I said in my head “give me a sign you’re okay”. I forgot to set the alarm at my house. I opened the app and my doorbell cam is glitched to June 2023, the last time he came to visit & it shows him at my front door. 😳
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Ugh. My sick kid's fever was so high this week that Bon Jovi is naming an album after it.
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Me and the goalie-dad from the other team after every one of our sons games.
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Here's a simple trick to removing a penalty from the scoreclock: open a bottle of Coke and pour its contents all over the control panel until it shorts out. Then, pull the rink fire alarm, forcing a full evacuation. Finally, drive away and never look back.
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@Chris_Epp_ Brentwood?? Because they were gone when I did score keeping there a couple of weeks ago and I almost had a panic attack trying to remove a penalty.

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Removing the instructions from a scoreclock booth is a crime against humanity.
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