Chris Vendilli

@billyjhowell 💯

I would kill for a modern season of SV

To all our amazing friends, family, and clients—Happy Holidays from our team to yours! We celebrated in style this year with our Nacho Average Christmas party, complete with tacos, burritos, margaritas, and a nacho bar that could make Santa trade in his milk and cookies.

I’d rather sit near 20 people ripping cigs than 1 dude who blows sick clouds of strawberry shortcake vape bullshit.

Our first ever "international" team picnic was a blast! Our remote team members went the extra mile (literally!) to attend, coming to Pittsburgh all the way from Ohio, Indiana, and Toronto, Canada! 🗺️✈️ Enjoy some photos from our picnic!

I recently signed up for Roblox mostly to keep tabs on what my kids were up to within the game. I’ve concluded that some ten year old needs to break it to Zuckerberg that Roblox is already everything he wants the Metaverse to be (minus the wack headset). He could’ve saved billions and just bought Roblox. I should get paid for this level of consulting.

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

Dear Twitter, for years I posted industry articles and content automatically to twitter using Buffer and it probably looks like a bot ran this account for awhile because frankly, there were YEARS where Twitter sucked. Pls don't boot me, I'm a real dude and back to normal posts.

You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️

Coolest thing I’ve ever seen in racing.

@Beavisalmighty Wow is right.

Wow.

We think it's safe to say bring your kid to work day was a success!

If ever became a rapper my rap name would be Lil Cheezy. Also, I’d make sure all my raps were a little cheesy to keep it on brand.

@paraga Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!

@Beavisalmighty Aka the “Party ball!!”

Bring this back immediately

@mcuban @sacca @kevinolearytv @CNBCPrimeTV Twitter needs to get a laugh emoji.

@sacca @kevinolearytv @CNBCPrimeTV It wasn't abuse. It was an intervention.

Get a load of this one! Mom sues her daughter for $20,000💰 Catch my verdict on #MoneyCourt TONIGHT at 10pm ET on @CNBCPrimeTV

@Beavisalmighty You should just get a houseboat.

Look how happy I am when I’m on a boat.

@domjbs @directom Gray hair is better than no hair, pal!

@Chris_Vendilli @directom Haha more than a decade. Many brown hairs and pounds ago.

Happy trails, old friend. Sorry you couldn't survive the @directom kickball game tonight.

Listened to a little Creed this morning, then I saw a a Dodge neon on the road. Is the universe trying to tell me something?