chris
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I’d rather be a multi-time Women’s World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist than a shit NFL quarterback
Danielle Gill@danielledsouzag
In a world of Megan Rapinoes, be a Jaxson Dart.
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Absolutely fucking disgusting ! FUCK ISLAM
𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt@WHLeavitt
A teacher took her students on a school trip to a mosque. An Imam taught the children about Islam, showed the girls how to wear burqas, and instructed everyone to kneel for prayer. Only one boy refused to kneel down. Fire this woke teacher? A. Yes B. No
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A man went to dinner in Europe last night.
Paid $11 for a full meal.
$6 for a glass of wine that would cost $18 in America.
The waiter didn’t need a 25% tip to survive.
The restaurant paid him a living wage.
He took public transit home.
Clean. On time. $2.
No car payment. No insurance bill. No $4 gas.
He didn’t win the lottery.
He didn’t get a raise.
He just lives in a country that decided basic life shouldn’t cost everything you have.
Then he remembered he was American.
And flew home to his $2,300 rent and $500 health insurance premium.
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@MagaNorth if amazon sunk, the demand for their service would still be there and new companies would pop up that don't have a monopoly and don't lobby governments to pay no taxes and don't have staff that rely on government subsidies
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I genuinely don't understand people like Bezos and Musk.
If I had billions of dollars, I would just start fixing everything. Homeless veterans sleeping on the streets? Not on my watch. Hungry children going to bed with empty stomachs? Hell no.
They could be making life better but instead choose to build spaceships and data centers to pump stocks and destroy the planet
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Bezos donated over 100 million dollars in December to fight homelessness.
Bezos and the other billionaires would sink Amazon in order to do what you just said, putting over 1.5 million people out of jobs. That's just one company.
You have no fucking clue how this works. Being financially retarded is a huge reason why you're crying about affordability.
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Spot on !
Bill the Cat Guy@BilltheCatGuy1
@Strandjunker It's funny how they claim Trump is authoritarian when Brits and Germans can go to jail for their social media posts. You live in a country where Muslims are allowed to rape your girls and women. Soccer sucks anyway. I hope nobody shows up.
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@TheNFLDrop A racist lives a fellow racist @JaxsonDart fucking bitch #maga ass whore anyway to make a profit despite the fans @Giants
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@chiky_handlr 😂😂😂. Hysterical. Maybe if his show didn’t SUCK he would still have a job !
You should have stayed in school 😀
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If you’re tired of Trump chaos, propaganda & billionaire politics… you’re in the right place. 💙
Follow for daily sarcasm, receipts & political humor.
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@chiky_handlr
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Great job CBS and DJT. You just made the world love Stephen Colbert more than they already did, which we didn’t think was even possible. Bravo!
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True story, I once had an infection on my foot that required hospitalization. The nurses who took care of me were all Nigerian immigrant women, and they were the sweetest souls I've ever met. Immigrants are not the problem with America, billionaires who don't pay taxes are.
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@LePapillonBlu2 @wheelsivon The left never learn from the past & continue to vote for Democrats despite deteriorating blue cities. They vote for socialist politicians while enjoying their free market capitalism, ignoring the poor quality of life in countries like Cuba & Venezuela. It truly is puzzling.
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@jrwebber16 @mcmatt84 @TheRickWilson Settle down Karen. You sound incredibly uneducated
Trump is still your Daddy ! Again 😂😂😂
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@mcmatt84 @TheRickWilson Iran is in a much better position than they were after the Obama deal. This whole thing was a idiotic decision on our demented diaper wearing president. You're a f****** idiot
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Looks like Trump is about to engage in a total capitulation to Iran.
Trump’s legacy of absolute failure will last for 1000 years
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Gunshots... White House... Secret Service... YAWN. Nobody gives a fuck.
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@nnncurtis @JackDunc1 @CenterBeautiful Great. Be sure to tell all of your fucking useless family and friends to stay out of our country as well !
Please and thank you 🤓
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@JackDunc1 @CenterBeautiful Absolutely- it’s doubtful I will ever set foot on American soil again. Certainly not as long as Trump is in power
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Personally I find US cities and hotels panicking at the lack of the attendance for the world cup a total joy.
No one wants to visit your backwards racist Trumpian hellscape.
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