Stanley

Kicking off our pre-season campaign in Sydney. 🇦🇺🔜

On TwitterNG: 1. Don't collect money from your mutuals. Pay back loans 2. Shoot your shot once, fall back if not reciprocated 3. KEEP YOUR PRIVATE LIFE SECRET 4. Just know that anything in the DMs can and will be used against you 5. Pray not to meet shameless attention seekers

20 years later ✨ #FIFAWorldCup

Gianni Infantino's astonishing letter congratulating Argentina on finishing second at the World Cup is LEAKED as FIFA president hails Lionel Messi and Co's 'professionalism' despite thuggish post-match antics trib.al/KLzhIbe

Chelsea signed 2 Ballon D'or winners. •Shevchenko •Gullit Chelsea signed Barcelona best Midfielder •Deco Chelsea signed Bayern & Germany captain. •Ballack. Chelsea signed Arsenal's best left back in history. •Ashley Cole Chelsea signed Liverpool's best player. •Fernando Torres If you think Chelsea can't pull anyone, then you're thinking like an Arsenal fan. 😭

Lmao! The one that asked me “if I was blind and couldn’t see she was busy with other customers” just because I asked who I needed to talk to, offered me coffee when my account officer came downstairs and gave her my account details to handle. Even the military guys that came for account complaints started laughing at instant change of attitude. It’s just stupid actually.

Theatre art student of university of Lagos narrates how he was ass@ulted by the men of Nigerian police today and recorded all their faces !!!! Can these people ever change ??💔💔💔

After my aunt’s funeral, I’ll either invest in self therapy, or forever lose it mehn. It’s been a rollercoaster of emotions for me, but thankfully revealing too. Totally enervated.

Chelsea don't need a golden era to stay relevant. You'll hear people talk about "Prime Manchester United." Have you ever heard anyone say "Prime Chelsea"? Exactly. Our success has never been tied to one generation, one manager, or one period in time. We've been collecting trophies across different eras for decades. That's the difference. Manutd are defined by their history. Chelsea are defined by a culture. Peace.

@oliiibembem Don’t blame him,you have no idea the lessons love has taught him We also have ladies in their 30’s who are not interested in settling down,they just want to have sex when they feel like & walk away,when they want a child,they find who they think is smart,get pregnant & disappear

"Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm." This was not even said by Jesus, and it was not referring to prophets. It's high time we discussed this because they have used this scripture to turn Nigerian Christians to mumu. What does the scripture say? Walk with me.... It first appeared in 1st Chronicles 16: 15-22 when David presented the Ark before God and offered burnt offerings and thanksgiving. He was referring to how God delivered the Isrealites as they journeyed from Egypt to the promise land in fulfilment of his promises to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. He remembers his covenant forever, the promise he made, for a thousand generations, the covenant he made with Abraham, the oath he swore to Isaac. He confirmed it to Jacob as a decree, to Israel as an everlasting covenant: “To you I will give the land of Canaan as the portion you will inherit.” When they were but few in number, few indeed, and strangers in it, they wandered from nation to nation, from one kingdom to another. He allowed no one to oppress them; for their sake, he rebuked kings: "Do not touch my anointed ones; do my prophets no harm." The Psalmist then echoed it in his own thanksgiving in Ps 105 vs 8-15 in his praise of God for keeping his covenant with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob He hath remembered his covenant forever, the word which he commanded to a thousand generations. Which covenant he made with Abraham, and his oath unto Isaac; And confirmed the same unto Jacob for a law, and to Israel for an everlasting covenant: Saying, Unto thee will I give the land of Canaan, the lot of your inheritance. When they were but a few men in number; yea, very few, and strangers in it. When they went from one nation to another, from one kingdom to another people; He suffered no man to do them wrong: yea, he reproved kings for their sakes; Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm. So the "Anointed and Prophets" scripture was talking about is the whole tribe of Isreal, not Moses, not the Priests of Levi. THE WHOLE Israel. I don't know how your pastors twisted it to mean pastors and prophets. They have used the scripture to lie to you to avoid accountability. Now you can't call them out because "touch not my anointed." You are God's anointed. You are the body of Christ. You have the power to condemn the failings of the pastors. It is important you know your place in Christ. For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, these are sons of God. For you did not receive the spirit of bondage again to fear, but you received the Spirit of adoption by whom we cry out, “Abba Father.”   The Spirit Himself bears witness with our spirit that we are children of God, and if children, then heirs—heirs of God and joint heirs with Christ, if indeed we suffer with Him, that we may also be glorified together. - Roms 8:14-17

@TobiAjayi15 @teabisz Instead plant snake grass/flower and you won't see them again

@teabisz Ohh, please cut down every bush or grass around you and keep your environment clean.

Killed two this month alone. Highest number ever.

Watching AJ beat Prenga last night is an example for us all. Sometimes, life throws dirt at us. We have no control over certain things. These are things that may throw you off balance, affect your mental health, and change your life forever. In the midst of chaos, when AJ lost his buddies to a car accident in Lagos, many people feared that was the end of his boxing career. I also feared he might not be able to come back due to the psychological impact it might have on him. However, AJ has proved to be mentally strong, resilient, and a born warrior who fights back without giving up. This is a reminder that when shit happens to you in life, don’t give up. Be the @anthonyjoshua of your life. Fight back even if you fall during the fight, as AJ did. Don’t give up; push, resist, and fight back with all you can. Victory is yours! Huge congratulations to AJ and everyone fighting for their lives, loved ones, and friends. Be your AJ, fight like AJ, and KO the situation like AJ did.

Thousands of Blues here with us in Sydney! 💙🇦🇺

You don’t need therapy, you just need to go hiking.

You just dey live life.... Really happy for you bro. I wish....

The Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) presidential candidate, Peter Obi, is our guest on Sunday Politics tomorrow. Obi, a two-time Anambra State governor, will answer the questions Nigerians are asking as the 2027 elections draw closer! Time: 8:00 PM [Nigeria time] Watch live on DSTV: 420 | Sky UK: 515 | StarTimes: 111 | GOTV: 27 Live Stream: channelstv.com/live

@kofoworola__a “omo lacross yen lo score nau”

Bruh!

12 years ago, Didier Drogba returned to Chelsea for a second stint. He made the most of his one-year deal, winning the Premier League and League Cup. Legend 👑