Orpheus

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Orpheus

Orpheus

@Christ0pherY

#OriginalGirlDad. Stand 4 Somethin Or Die N The Mornin. I 🎳 for a living. Animal 🤎Antisocial extrovert.

Oakland, CA Katılım Kasım 2019
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Orpheus
Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
I’m the hardest to love…🖤
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8/24MαɱႦα.Aɾƈԋιʋҽʂ🐐
Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol showing off how elite their chemistry Was🔥 3 straight finals (2008-2010) 2 rings (back to back) 11 50 win team beat 65-17 record (2008-09 season) 46-21 (.687%) record in playoffs Kobe stats : 29.8/5.7/5.5/0.7 Pau stats : 17.8/10.3/3.1/1.9 Kobe and Pau Were Different 🙏🏻
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@DailyLoud Little bro said no handouts here neither me nor you caught it 😂🫡
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Daily Loud
Daily Loud@DailyLoud·
Little bro threw the foul ball back and his big brother was pissed
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@JamCristopher He missed the mark on Steve lol I would rather have kept Mark Jackson 🫡
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Jamal Cristopher
Jamal Cristopher@JamCristopher·
Austin rivers smoked it here. Said nothing but facts about draymond
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
😂🫡LA stand up!
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
Cam😂🫡🫡
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First Take
First Take@FirstTake·
"The Knicks look scary the last two games. With all that being said, I still don't trust the Knicks." @Mr_Camron doesn't have faith in the Knicks this playoffs 👀
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@FightFiles_ Og had a flashback from back in the day after giving his life to the lordt and said fuck it
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CRAZY FIGHTS 🔞
CRAZY FIGHTS 🔞@FightFiles_·
Bus driver crashed out after a passenger spit on him
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Land of Lowlights
Land of Lowlights@LoLowlights·
Angel Reese was IN HER BAG today. You can tell she’s been working on her game.
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@HumanityChad Young man was raised right to not over value material shit🫡 salute parents, but side note the dog is going to town on whatever tf he messin wit 😂🫡
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Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
He wished for a PS5 all year, they ended up getting him a controller instead. But he was humble about it, and they surprised him with the real thing.
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kendrick Lyrics
kendrick Lyrics@WordFromKdot·
They told him nobody liked ‘Not Like Us’… so he had to see for himself 😭 😭
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@rahsh33m All the other men should’ve gracefully took that L for they fellow brethren 😂🫡 let me boy live one time 😂
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Mesh🇧🇧
Mesh🇧🇧@rahsh33m·
Bro gained super strength after hearing that LMAOOOOO
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@Hania16836 If 20 ain’t enough try this 0 you about to get for being a ungrateful douche😂🖕🏾
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Hania@Hania16836·
Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.
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Casual Sports Fan@bigsportscasual·
Kobe was funny af for this man😭
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Chris
Chris@PlayoffChris23·
Young Kobe was frying MJ so MJ made Scottie guard him🤣🤣 #RunningFromTheGrind
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8/24MαɱႦα.Aɾƈԋιʋҽʂ🐐
“Dad…How good was Kobe?” Me : “Highest Ppg. average in Conference Finals series win in NBA history by a SG, twice over 34.0 in 2009 vs. Denver and 33.7 in 2010 vs. Phoenix • The only player to average 30-5-5 and be selected First Team All NBA Defense in the same season in the last 25 years, and Kobe did it twice. The only top 75 player who's playoff path to winning championships included greater than 70% teams of 50+ wins. Kobe's playoff opponents 85% of them were 50 win teams, Jordan is second at 67% of playoff opponents being 50 win teams. Kobe in a 3 year span (08'-10) beat more 50 win teams in the playoffs (10) than the showtime Lakers (Magic, Kareem, Worthy) together for all their 5 title runs ! The only G in NBA history to have 30+ steals and 30+ blocks in a single post season and win a championship at age 25 or less (21 for Kobe). This feat has been accomplished only twice in NBA history, D. Wade and Kobe Bryant More 60 point games shooting over 50% than any other player in the last 45 years Oldest player in NBA history (34) to lead the league in clutch points (2013) The only player in NBA history to win back to back championships without a top 75 teammate. Most playoff wins in 2000 decade (98) Most consecutive 30 point games after age 34 in NBA history (8) The only player in NBA history to win an NBA Finals series while averaging 32+ points, 7+ assists, 5+ rebounds. (2009) Highest per game NBA Finals plus/minus (+10) by a 30+ Ppg. scorer in NBA Finals history (2009) Most 30 point playoff games in Lakers history (88) One of 2 guards in NBA history to have 30 steals and 30 blocks in a single post season leading to a championship, the youngest ever at age 21 Most unassisted midrange FG made in NBA history (2775) Only player in NBA history to win an NBA championship averaging 32+ points and 7+ assists Only top 75 player to be on 3 separate teams that had to beat 4-50 win teams in the playoffs to win a championship (2001,2008.2010 Lakers) • Most consecutive 30 point games after age 34 (8) in 2012 Most playoff wins in the 2000 decade (98), for added context Tim Duncan had 82 • Most clutch jump shots in NBA history regular season + playoffs (564) Only top 75 player to make it to 3 straight Finals without a top 75 teammate • The only player in NBA history to defeat 8-50 win teams over a 3 year playoff span on his way to 3 straight NBA Finals (8/9 teams defeated in the WCF were 50+ win teams) Only player in NBA history to score 60 points twice while playing less than 40 minutes in a game Most combined points (reg. season and playoffs) by a G in NBA history (39283) > Only player in NBA history with 10 All NBA selections, + 10 All NBA Defense + 10 Allstar + 20K+ points in one decade (2000's) • Only player in NBA history to be All NBA 1st team defense and average 40 ppg. for a whole month. (Kobe did it 4 different times) Most Ppg. in NBA history from jump shots in a season for a SG (17.4 in 2006) Most career points scored in the 4th quarter by a G in NBA history (8,207) Most points in the 2000 decade (21,065) • Highest Ppg. 2000 decade (28.2) Most jump shots made by a G in NBA history (7754) 4 - 50+ win teams eliminated in one post season twice (NBA record) Youngest player in NBA history to win 3 Championships (23) The only player in NBA history to score 200 or more points more than any other player in a single postseason back to back in championship seasons (09' and 10') • NBA record 26,009 career points from the perimeter (non layup, non dunk) Most playoff wins by a G in NBA history with out an All NBA, Allstar or All NBA Defense teammate (18) • Only player in NBA history with 10+ All Defense selections (12) to win Olympic Gold, MVP, Finals MVP, and at least one championship (5 for Kobe) Most times beating at least 3 - 50+ win playoff teams in a single playoff run in NBA history (6) Highest recorded "on -off" this century (19.2) in 2006 Only player in NBA history with 33K+ points and 12 All NBA Defense selections”
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Orpheus@Christ0pherY·
@msiziworld A psychopath made this and you can’t convince me otherwise 💀😂
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MSIZI 🇿🇦
MSIZI 🇿🇦@msiziworld·
This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏼
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