Christa

@Kt2drippy @Alice_Amy1

If you ain’t got mates you can’t vibe to music like this to, pleeaaassee change 😖🤣

“come to the realisation that as well as my pants, my morals have dropped”

you’re a special kind of nonce to bring your bike on the train

idec the windows are closed and the fan is full blast because FUCK having a swarm of insects in my room

my Irish genes are not doing me any favours right now, I just want to be tan :(

there's too many boat shoes

all I can taste is desperados and sins

The egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man

do people still wear K Swiss?

congratulations to the man who has sat directly next to me on this empty six seater, you are now ill.

driving on a Sunday is like driving in the middle of the fucking Tour de France 💆🏼

we have conquered Cheltenham

episode 6 of peaky blinders has ruined my Christmas 2k17

Christmas is about eating a full Christmas dinner at 12 and a curry at 5

only in Wycombe will I be offered a top up of vodka in my red bull at 9:30am by a homeless man

you ever have that sip of beer then thought "what was that really important point I was about to put across?"

mid-week days off are just a piss take

getting to that time of year again when driving to and from work in the dark 😢