Christena Reece

@ComfortablySmug @donlemon @hasanthehun Don Lemon clenched the win with his Insane rant about how he could be president and solve all the country’s problems and really I don’t remember the rest, but really he was just trying to take the Hack Madness Crown! 👑

1) @donlemon vs 3) @hasanthehun

Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the FINAL FOUR of #HackMadness presented by @RuthlessPodcast

@saniyafatma1278 Oh they are definitely plotting 😂

I was worried by new cat wouldn’t get along with my dog… now I’m worried they are plotting a coup against me.

@DrAlmarielao AI slop. This same script is in other videos.

This went from honeymoon to nightmare REAL fast… 💍 She just got married. She’s on her honeymoon, drinks in hand, living what’s supposed to be the happiest moment of her life… Then her phone buzzes. A random DM: “Hey girly…” You already know that’s never good. Inside? A full breakdown, screenshots, details, receipts, claiming her brand new husband has been secretly involved with one of their friends for six months. Day ONE of the honeymoon. Most people would break down… wait… try to process it quietly. Not her. In less than five minutes, she flips the entire situation, turning his world upside down and exposing everything like it’s a public announcement. No warning. No hesitation. Just straight chaos. Now everyone’s watching, waiting to see what happens next. Because at that point… what do you even do? Do you confront him immediately and blow everything up? Or stay quiet, gather more proof, and plan your next move? And be honest… how would YOU react if you got that message on your honeymoon?

@dog_rates She is really living her best life 💕

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all

@Fahadnaimb @AJamesMcCarthy did Gregory follow you to the Artemis shoot??? 🤔😂

Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.

@afewcrayons @saniyafatma1278 Awww. Cheeto, so cute 🥰

@saniyafatma1278 Cheeto here was a stray. Super friendly. Let him in one day. My other cats want to go outside. Cheeto won’t go near the threshold. Been there done that. Inside is better.

cat distribution system final boss: an entire family of orange cats have decided I am now their home.. where do I even begin

@ADeermount Pretty sure it’s both

Los Angeles has perfect weather, the nation's busiest port complex, Hollywood's entertainment empire, and a ruling party with zero opposition. It should be the crown jewel of progressive governance. Instead, it's plagued by scandals, homelessness, and nearly complete dysfunction. There are only two answers: their ideas don't work in reality or the party in power is irredeemably corrupt.

@AJamesMcCarthy @dpoddolphinpro We need Gregory pics for instant timeline cleanse after that photo

@dpoddolphinpro I pride myself on having a finely curated X feed thanks to my diligence in not engaging with rage bait or controversial topics. This post broke me.

Post-launch presser means it’s dinner time

@ok6ixx If he doesn’t get the job based on the cat doing what he says … well what are the rest of us even doing 🤯

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he's talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, "i'm so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave." and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, "victoria, i'm afraid you're being too loud, and i'm going to have to ask you to leave." and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The rumors are true. The Artemis II Crew's zero-g indicator "Rise" has indeed been replaced by Gregory. This announcement was delayed until the morning of the launch because he kept outgrowing his custom-made OCSS and needing to be refitted.

@AJamesMcCarthy ❤️❤️❤️

Gregory is standing by to watch the Artemis II crew flyby, and has been strongly advised not to bat at them

@OldHollowTree Beautiful. Perfect for Mother’s Day presents

Humming Meadow cutting boards sealed with our very own beeswax will be available in April!

@Eman5695 Luna. Affectionately called Luna Tuna

What is your black cat's name?

@AJamesMcCarthy It’s great to see such a success posted here. Great work Andrew, so glad to see your beautiful photos, even though I found them because of Gregory.

I started this career~7 years ago as a guy that just loved taking photos of the moon I had no idea one day I’d be taking photos of people going to the moon. 2 days.

@erosbrousson But do you cook the eggs and bacon together in a cast iron skillet?

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FRENCH TRANSPLANT IN TEXAS 🦅🇺🇸

@OldHollowTree That just makes me want to skip summer and go straight to fall!

Soon.

@RobProvince Didn’t know you had a second cat!

Banana Pillow:

@rickygervais @MarkRPellegrino I see them

Look, Pickle! Idiots everywhere.

@LegalLatino2022 @nyantamach222 I have a white hetechromia cat as well - Chippie

@nyantamach222 Neko! 😸

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

@m_takewaka You will just have to try them all! You can’t come to America and just visit one state💁🏻‍♀️

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?