Christian Brew Year

@Fresca_Dad @Gabe_i_Jones @KSPrior Special occasion

Christian, the next time you go on a short-term missions trip to help the poor and needy (or write out a check for someone else to go) look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if you are willing to help only if “those” people stay in their land and stay out of yours.

@Gabe_i_Jones @KSPrior Damn Karen where's this even coming from?

@KSPrior @ChristianBrew01, I think she’s talking to you.

@caleb_online @SegaCDgames oh my god

Ben just reminded me that t.s. eliot worked at a bank when he wrote all that good good t.s. eliot stuff so I feel really happy about my new job

Witnessing a rodent in the new house is 100% proof that I'm living in a simulation

@RealBobMarsh Ah brutal. Thanks for the clarification!

@RealBobMarsh Hey Robert, quick question. Are the couples breaking up with each other, like a four person kind of deal, or are they two separate transactions? I look forward to hearing from you. Thanks, Christian Brewer

@Fresca_Dad Well Vox is Latin for voice and she like sells her voice in the movie or something idk

@Fresca_Dad The Little Mermaid (1989)

Using my entire annual football tweet allowance tonight. Roll tide love yall

Friendly reminder that I basically did a tide pod tweet a year ago. twitter.com/ChristianBrew0…

*2017 twitter.com/ChristianBrew0…

She shrugged when I passed her like there was nothing she could do about her dog dropping a hot pie on tremont st at 3pm

Today I had to drive in the opposite lane of traffic to avoid a lady who was letting her dog poop in the middle of the road.

@Fresca_Dad You have t-hype 1 diabeastes

@Fresca_Dad Trace Cyrus (Metro Station) receives his own Rock-of-Love-style vh1 show

@ben_stallings yes this just this

Going to see the new star war tonight. Very excited to post spoilers afterwards.

@Fresca_Dad William Carlos... welcome to the resistance