Christian Saslo

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Chuck Norris didn’t die- God needed his help 🤍🥋🤍 #chucknorris

Hot take: The new #Superman movie is the most “Superman” Superman has felt since Christopher Reeve. It’s not “woke” — it’s true to the character: hopeful, kind, and inspiring. Saw it twice, brought my kids, and felt that same magic from my childhood. #DCU #ManOfTomorrow #

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If you don’t know- they admitted to messing up the 2020 census giving Dems 9 more House seats and ELECTORAL COLLEGE votes than they deserve.

This election may cause societal chaos. If Kamala wins 270-268, Trump has a legal argument to get the results overturned because of the Census Bureaus ‘ADMITTED’ screw up. Both sides will lose their minds. #Election2024 #ElectionIntegrity #ElectionDay #Trump2024 #HarrisWalz2024

Are you really even a parent until your kid breaks something of significant value

As someone who usually votes third-party, I don't have a strong allegiance in this race, but watching Kamala Harris’s campaign feels like watching Aaron Burr from Hamilton: "Talk less, smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for." #Kamala2024 #Trump2024

I’ve been drinking a lot of Smartwater… I don’t think it’s working

Being with a southern gal is really hard!!! Apparently- I’m NOT ALLOWED to wear “certain color combinations,” because it looks like I’m “rooting for rival College Football Teams!” #southernwomen #southernliving #idontfeelsafe #collegefootball

These new jeans look so good on me, I’m probably getting called in HR later

Duck boots are just southern girl Uggs #southern #country #countrygirls

The old me could beat my ass, so I’m not going back to tell him shit

Being an adult is really just managing who you’re going to disappoint that day

WARNING- The following post is super offensive: Don’t let a skinny high school girl make a large man’s burrito. Never enough meat. Never enough anything. I’m hungry. Bring that fat kid out from the back.

Maybe aliens were really just us from the future wearing Yeezy’s #KanyeElonTeamUp #DreamTeam #yeezy #Musk #yeez #Aliens #KanyeWest

That moment in the gym when you’re about to deadlift, but also holding in a fart…. Our Father, who art in heaven… 🙏👼💨

@JoshuaSaslo *You’re 😘❤️

@ChristianSaslo Your a boy band

Emo is just “Boy Band” music with power chords… it needed to be said.

#BravesVsDodgers #dodgers #Braves #BaseBall #NLCS2021 #MLB #MLBFoxSports #MLBnaESPN