Christian Galacar

@nath_ga21 Can you please please pleeeease DM it to me?

@nath_ga21 How long do these last before they’re taken down?

@nath_ga21 Please dm me

Sing, you beautiful angel, sing. youtu.be/cWc7vYjgnTs

Whenever I go grocery shopping I pretend I’m participating in the final round of Supermarket Sweep. It makes the nine hams I bought less weird.

@MarylandMudflap I will 100% read/listen to this. Audiobook tip: for authenticity, read it with a British accent that occasionally veers into Australian, but only when a character is really hungry. There should be a lot of hangry people. Maybe a MacGyver convention where the catering fell through

@JoshMalerman Now that I think about it, repugnant should be the title of a story that revolves around a Pug who relives the same day over and over again, eventually coming to the understanding it needs to save the world by changing something in the repetitive present

@JoshMalerman A close second to “repugnant”

@The_Weirdling Oh baby. Robocop, comin at ya

You knew you were in for a good time when the movie started like that…

@MarylandMudflap The last time we got hibachi the cook got cocky with his egg tricks and flipped an egg into Kayla’s purse and it cracked when it hit her keys and got all over everything. I’ve never seen such shame in a person’s eyes. Or so much raw egg in a purse. Or any eggs in a purse.

The only type of wine I like is milk wine. Yep, you guessed it—cheese. I like cheese.

@teachrobotslove His well-fed demeanor is certainly suspicious.

Does anyone else get demonic vibes from The Cat in the Hat? It feels like there's something decidedly wrong about this book.

Opportunities are all around you. You just have to be ready to seize the moment when it arrives

Everybody knows that ginger ale is the only healthy soda choice

I forgot all about this gem. I'm not sure it'll hold up, but I have high hopes it will reignite my childhood desire to build a bunch of mechanical death suit war machines for me and my friends and then battle each other out in the desert with them.

Next time you're making yourself a sandwich whistle Kenny G's Songbird and move your hips. It'll be the sexiest sandwich you've ever had.

@MarylandMudflap At the very least, I need to buy airpods.

@stevestred It's a departure, but enjoy.

@Christian_Lang Awesome! Will read later!

Just once I'd like to take my jacket off while driving and not pull eleven little weird fuck-you muscles.

@pappy_is @stevestred Thank you! I appreciate that.

@Christian_Lang @stevestred I know you're taking a Facebook break but I'm still sending you Birthday wishes there in The Original Virtual Book Club group. Here a link in case you want to drop in and say Hi. m.facebook.com/groups/1795653…