Christina Pazsitzky

Someone do a wellness check on his assistant. New Your Mom's House episode is out now with @ryanlongcomedy! youtu.be/sNf8A8LogIc

Nocturne vs. Just Like Honey 🥀✨ What's your mood today? Shop now at ChristinaP.com

.@tonyhinchcliffe walks out like it's WrestleMania. Brand new #YourMomsHouse with @adamraycomedy is out now! youtu.be/njObFYmafAI

The average getting ready experience with @ChristinaP. 🖤💄 Wearing Nocturne liquid lipstick and Just Like Honey gloss. ChristinaP.com

LONDON 🥃🇬🇧🦇🖤 ticket link in bio Mommy

.@JeremyCorbell shares a story about his first encounter with orbs and a homeless guy who introduced them to him.

new ep out! it gets weird 👽

Marriage. Two nights in Brea with @ChristinaP at the Brea Improv, June 5–6! #standup #comedy #dating #funny #ImprovComedyClubs

season 2 of “Bad Thoughts” on @netflix is here! You’ve got to watch to find out why I’m making these faces. It’s pretty great. 👍

Brea, CA 🖤👽🐈‍⬛ ChristinaP.com for tix

.@ChristinaP comes out to @duncantrussell as a believer and shares a story where she witnessed some alien shit in Boca Raton.

New YMH! 🛸

To Mommy, from the Main Mommy. Only one more day to use code MOMMY for 15% off all Christina P Cosmetics. Shop now at ChristinaP.com!

Coming soon to DEnVER 🖤❤️💄 tix are going fast - ChristinaP.com

Let's talk about @rickglassman's balls. 🏐 A new episode of #YourMomsHouse is out now! youtu.be/tIX9h3Sef_E

New Orleans, New Year, New Man Slop Top Talkin’ Ball Jail Bite These stories and many more, now streaming at theend.ymhstudios.com 📷: Troy Conrad

It's goth mommy season. Get her some makeup, she deserves it. 🖤 Use code MOMMY at checkout for 15% off. ChristinaP.com

New #YMH with @davidcrosss is out now! youtu.be/bC1mUBFjuOw

Pull up a chair and get ready for Vile and Horrendous with @joederosacomedy! Premiering TOMORROW at 7AM CT on Joe DeRosa’s Youtube Channel and wherever you listen to podcasts– you can catch Joe doing what he does best: pissing and moaning about everything wrong with this modern uncivilized society. Personal grievances, rants on stupidity, attacks on pop culture...this show is gonna have it all. Make sure to follow Vile and Horrendous on all socials and you can find new episodes every other Thursday!

It's almost Mother's Day, buy the broads in your life some makeup. 💄 Use code MOMMY for 15% off through May 1st. ChristinaP.com