Pot Whore from Hell

Thinking of all the situations I’ve cut people out of my life ….. and you know what? I stand on every single fuckin one if it was fuck you 8 years ago it’s fuck you today

Yeah man I’m sure every woman you’ve ever dated is a raging psycho with BPD

@YayAreaNews Because the rest of the country is famously in love with California and all its policies 😬

Gavin Newsom is reportedly gearing up to run for president in 2028

@KingofStankonia @touwken @AnabolicPack The power imbalance of I’m a lady in my underwear standing outside at my job vs a man in a car seems riskier then worth it

@ChristineeeeeeO @touwken @AnabolicPack Hey now! I have no problem with their business and I wish them the best! But..as I said previously..their business model is destined to be a bat signal for perverts...so they have to take the necessary precautions (like hiring security and closing before dark) 🤷‍♂️.

Did a quick google search and found out these 2 are the ones that opened up this place and they got kids too Jesus Christ

@KingofStankonia @touwken @AnabolicPack It’s just so unnecessarily risky, I would like to hear 3 non-goon-adjacent reasons you need to drive up to some ass like that. Obviously the OG Goonicide guy owned a gun like it could have been in the car easily but to walk into a hooters pantless w/ a gun would be harder

@KingofStankonia @touwken @AnabolicPack I dont understand how people don’t get that dealing with a creep comfortable in their own car is way worse then inside an establishment with security and management present. Creep enabler business model and the inventor of this shit is not getting enough heat for it for me.

@touwken @AnabolicPack As far as pervs are concerned, logistics lol With hooters you gotta get inside the restaurant to get a good look at the girls, while with the drive through you can see all the goods from the convenience of your car seat. Pervs feel a lot more comfy stroking it in the latter 🤷🏿‍♂️

@vibeenhancer @no888558 @strad404 It just seems extra difficult to have security do anything against someone in a car vs inside an establishment you can physically remove someone from so this particularly feels extra creep prone.

@ChristineeeeeeO @no888558 @strad404 a normal person can go to a hooters or a twin peaks or any other model where workers are dressed like that and just be normal. it is the fault of weirdos, not the restaurant owner or the workers for this harassment, at the most they just need to have sharper security

@vibeenhancer @no888558 @strad404 Not that you can but in general this business model would make it seem like this and other harassment is a regular issue. It’s like they are set up to be sexually harassed bc you have no idea what someone is doing or has in their car! Seems overall unsafe.

@ChristineeeeeeO @no888558 @strad404 they’ll kick you out of a strip club for public masturbation why would u think u could do it in a coffee shop??

@semaJ7272 And he did it so fast like there wasn’t even time for him to watch the video become a meme he just KNEW he had to go. Makes me feel like he was doing some waaaay freakier shit then what got exposed because this video was not THAT graphic tbh

This guy offing himself made it 10000x worse lmfao everyone would’ve forgotten about it already if he didn’t

@Cernovich And the only qualification you need to get the job is a firm handshake I’m guessing?

This was my dad's job. Yeah those Boomers sure had it easy! 🙃 Little snots who think they're "above" certain jobs are losers, and not undiscovered geniuses, and THAT'S OK. Go work hard and live a normal life. You'll be happier.

I left the building itching and I will leave a dirty flea market with used shoes on my feet y’all do not understand how bad it has to be to make me clutch my pearls

Honestly every negative opinion I had of resellers evaporated after my first trip to the goodwill bins. Those hoes deserve every penny that is a full time job and a FUNKY one at that.

@Whatapityonyou Listen when a Bay Area art handling company gets a call to remove and store the statue of his wife from his backyard EYE will be the first to tweet about it

He’s getting a divorce isn’t he

this tweet is my roman empire

@jon_stokes There’s an entire I Think You Should Leave sketch about paying it forward lol

@jon_stokes I think in theory she was supposed to pay for the next person in return but whatever lmao yes it’s a thing at Starbucks called “pay it forward” and as someone who worked at a Starbucks it was fucking so annoying

My wife said some unidentified rando paid for her order at Starbucks (didn't see the person). Her: I love when that happens! Me: ⁇ Her: It happens sometimes Me: No it does not, at least not to me or anyone I know Her: It's a random good deed thing Chat is this real? Do people randomly get their starbucks paid for?

@todayyearsold If you aren’t skinny, you can put one edge of the waistband on your spine and if the other side of the pants reaches your belly button and it should fit

Ordered new prescription sunglasses and a replacement drivers license like a week ago for a trip on Monday and they both actually showed up on time. I’m shocked

daily affirmations - everyone hates me - i have an off-putting vibe - they’re coming

Had one of those hangovers where the only symptom is feeling like everyone hates me