Christo Nieuwoudt

"@MarilynMonroeID: If you find a good one, never let them go." @Christo_N #keeper #alles ♡♡

@Christo_N pic.twitter.com/T24Uk4lrLi ♡

@LisavJaarsveld NEVER! You'll be the hot one!! Tooooooo much love!! Xx♥

friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay @LisavJaarsveld

"@Funny_Truth: If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine." @LisavJaarsveld #jysAN♥☺

"@WiIIy_Wonka: Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool." @Christo_N

"@SteveStfler: That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up." @Christo_N #emineeeeem #latefordays!

"@FunnySayings: i dont want a job i just want paychecks" @LisavJaarsveld #ditISjy hahaha

"@Funny_Truth: Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever." @LisavJaarsveld #woohwoohyeah

"@AlanHungover: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing." @LisavJaarsveld hahahaha

they call me macklemore in math class because im like: what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what

Why is that in girls tampon commercials they dance and laugh? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning shit down? @LisavJaarsveld

There are 12 months in a year, 365 days in 12 months, but only 24 hours in a day. Except on Monday. That mother fucker has at least 30.

"@9GAG:I can’t get out of bed.These blankets have accepted me as 1 of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.@LisavJaarsveld

Get the Waterkloof 2 to interpret for #OscarPistorius ... They've got nothing to do and they speak Afrikaans.

"@GarethCliff: Get the Waterkloof 2 to interpret for #OscarPistorius ...They've got nothing to do and they speak Afrikaans."@LisavJaarsveld

SA Idols, Carte Blanche and Survivor SA all walk into a bar and then they all get cancelled because everyone is sick of this shit.

Hey Gedleyhlekisa... Today would be a great day to continue alterations at Nkandla. Nobody's looking... #OscarPistorius