Apparently, the length of a woman's hair is directly related to how sexual she is. Short haired girls are usually quite frigid and boring. Very long hair? Hello 👋
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Christopher England 🇬🇧
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Christopher England 🇬🇧
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Whose thoughts are yours? Keep on thinking free. Fight the woke mind virus. Resist Leftists' angry hate, & legacy media lies and poison! (My X chat is open).
England, UK. Katılım Nisan 2007
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Are Devon and Cornwall the final places where you can see the traditional and heritage buildings of England alongside actual white English humans?
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Just heard the sex act called the no pants dance. No pants dance. Made me chuckle.
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Hey, is anyone else noticing how time no longer feels normal? The days vanish and then the weeks blur together. Everything is so much faster. Something is wrong. What is happening?
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I used to worry about a song I don't like playing whilst I'm having a heart attack and dying. I imagine it must be horrible if (say) Agadoo is playing as you breathe your very last. Now I am thinking about where in the country I want to die. I live in the North West but came from London. Maybe I fancy going back to London to die!
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Where in the Quran does it instruct followers to go round setting fire to historic churches and cathedrals?
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Why is the Home Office pretending there's a Right Wing threat? There's only an Islamist threat. 250,000 people have died In the West, at the hand of Islamists since the 1970s.
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The Left are never very bright. However, the slightly intelligent Left are finally starting to realise that all their weekend hate marching is radicalising people to go and try to kill British Jews. Who knew?
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Why is Queen Camilla not travelling with King Charles? What does she know? I think we should be told!
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My bedroom, despite the heating being off, is 23 degrees apparently. That should be hot. However, I am in bed shivering like a shivering thing from shiverland. Maybe I am not well. These days where does one get one of those sexy nurses putting wet compresses on the forehead, like in the old black and white films?
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Who is the community leader for English people in Britain 🤨
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Pinch Punch the First of the month. I used to have a pinch punch game with someone to see who could say it first. That was good fun. They are no longer there to play the game. That is just one of the things I truly miss about them. Sad. I need to find a replacement pinch puncher!
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There are Telegram channels upon which there are men offering 'pregnancy services'. The idea being that a woman who wants to get pregnant gets in touch with an advertiser, and they meet up to get impregnated. This type of 'service' is amazingly popular in India. Well, I think I could offer such a service. Just DM me!
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What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
Piiig.
What do call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
And a fish with no eyes?!
Fsh.
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Have I got this right?
The "far right thugs" are the ones condemning the stabbing in Golders Green and showing sympathy for the victims.
The left are furious at the police for kicking and tasering the knifeman and seem to be siding with the attacker.
This is deranged.
People have lost their minds.
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