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When she's about to cum, but you hear Chiefs highlights being shown in the background

Same energy

@AbstractLife I saw this comment earlier and fucking cackled

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Me, every day until the temperature dips back below 70 degrees

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.

Thad Castle will always be my favorite TV character. Alan Ritchson might be my favorite celebrity. He even had a little Thad scream come out in this interview 😂

Y'all can have your rankings. Keep ranking Pat lower and lower. He'll just use it as motivation to keep doing what Allen can't- winning championships.

A lot of cocaine was harmed before the making of this video.

@AbstractLife @vidae01 Lose lips sink ships

@vidae01 @Christraint Me too. It also annoys me when ppl spell Chiefs like "Chief's"

Touchdown's

@AbstractLife @vidae01 It's annoying cause it's not even an autocorrect issue, it's a not proofreading issue

@AbstractLife Sorry to hear that, my friend. Losing people is the worst. Much love, man

I have a homie who I've known since 4th grade and got married to another friend who I met in 9th grade. Well she died and her funeral was today. Probably in the top 5 in most saddest moments in my life. My mind is super fucked up right now.

Imagine if Mahomes did this

If you prefer this weather over the cold you are in fact a swamped ass stinky liar; sorry to say.

Probably going to hell, but I fucking cackled