Christine

The Chicago skyline is dangerous. I just got the Sears Tower stuck in my right nostril.

I decided to drive to work today because my hover-skateboard is in the shop. #BacktotheFutureDay

I tunneled out of my top secret witness protection bunker to bring you this important message. #supernatural

I've been in a witness protection program for a while. But I gotta get u this message from my hideout. #supernatural

These guys seemed super dangerous.

we've got a lot more where that came from, at @gishwhes headquarters, RDJ! twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr…

lunch time = nap time. Is there a better spot?...I think not. #Baby #SPN11

I'm a superfan too, @justinbieber. pic.twitter.com/UtcH08lsim

Haha..! Just wait here while I go get the impala. Want 2 show you 2 something. @paulwesley @iansomerhalder @jarpad

@mishacollins no you're the only person left on earth

Yes, whale sperm. twitter.com/TheOrlandoJone…

Don't know if I should watch Orange Is The New Black...

Hey dad, happy fathers' day. Wanted to say I love u & I'm glad you had unprotected sex with mom all those years ago.

Fun fact?

I don't like it when behind-the-scenes cameras capture the "real me." vine.co/v/eePD0Dh7hmW

new couple alert

Me, 15 stories off the ground. My expression is not a smile, that's the look I have when I'm pooping in my pants.

Everyone has a person in their life who takes hours to text back but always has their phone in their hand. #heyyou

Wedding yesterday and a funeral today :/

Off to the optitions :(