Christina Horbinski

@TheBabylonBee When a woman says she will be ready in 2 minutes she is using the same clock as NFL football when they say there is “2 minutes” left to the game. Keep that in mind gentlemen and you will do fine.

'I'm Almost Ready,' Says Wife, Letting Husband Know He Has Time To Watch At Least One Lord Of The Rings Film buff.ly/426y5EE

@SecretaryPete I have this board game.

We're working on the future of America's passenger rail system—funding high-speed rail projects in the West and expanding service for communities across the country. Get your ticket to ride!

Discovery carts are back at ⁦@chicagobotanic⁩. Master Gardeners available to answer questions and teach about plants and gardening.

Wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. 😅

My wife’s tae kwon do belt rack. Working her way up to black. In case, you’re wondering, yes, I do whatever she says. 😬

@DGlaucomflecken My husband’s a pathologist. He once was called upon for an inflight emergency. His response: I’m usually more useful the day after.

Two things you can ALWAYS make fun of: yourself and ophthalmologists responding to an in-flight medical emergencies

@CraigHorbinski @SDPBuffalo With Sensai friar Lawrence a la Karate Kid

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a surfer dude version of #romeoandjuliet ⁦@SDPBuffalo⁩

Not digging the #TwitterX logo so far. What does "X" have to do with Twitter?

find cute baby from viral video and bring him to Denny’s … ✅

@ibogost I always prepare extra helpings for dinner each night & take the leftovers for lunch. Since I’m cooking dinner anyway, takes no extra time at all.

@jordanbpeterson I like the pull out shelves.

Maybe a modern refrigerator company can hire Dylan Mulvaney to do the 2023 version.

@CraigHorbinski Plagiarism. It didn’t cite any of its sources, half of which are probably yours.

Wow, this #ChatGPT thing is pretty good. I asked it to write an essay on IDH mutant gliomas, look what it did:

@deb_h7 @midwestern_ope Easiest way to store them for reuse, or to neatly keep them until you take them back to the store for recycling.

@midwestern_ope I am crying at the "plastic bag full of plastic bags"!!!!#

Things in Midwestern homes that just make sense 1. Beer fridge 2. Junk drawer 3. Lawn chairs in the garage 4. Plastic bag full of plastic bags 5. Storage on top of the fridge

Our thoughts and prayers are with the Morris family on the passing of their daughter Molly, who lost her courageous battle with cancer. We are #MollyStrong

Happy #LunarNewYear! Animal is celebrating the #YearOfTheRabbit the only way he knows how: with BUNNIES!! BUNNIES!!! BUNNIES!!! 🐰🐰

@chicagobotanic Order plants and seeds early!

The #newyear is an ideal time for homeowners to plot out the garden of their dreams! As with making resolutions, it’s easy to dream big, but best to focus on making one or two small changes. What’s on your garden resolution list? Fill in the blank: This year I will ________.

Now is the time of year to ponder the resolutions you wish other people would undertake in 2023.

@CraigHorbinski @TamaliaBlanca

@TamaliaBlanca Which one sticks out like a sore thumb?

Representatives from the Horbinski lab at #sno2022. Which one of these does not look like the others?

@CraigHorbinski Roach motel

It’s always nice to come back to your hotel room, turn on the light, and find a cockroach scurrying around.

In case you missed it this morning, check out this CBS Chicago News special on the Burke Scholar and the Burke Buddy Programs! #x" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cbsnews.com/chicago/live/v… — Thank you for coming by and for telling this story, @MugoOdigwe !