PAUL

My friend broke up with his babe today and they were insulting each other. He ended the fight with "your pubic hairs are definitely xerophytes" 😭😭😭 iykyk Intellectual insults are goated mehnn🙂‍↕️

“only MBBS students should be called medical students” “Only MBBS graduates should be called doctors” I just want to graduate mehn you can call yourselves what you want

You can accurately narrate how your day went to your babe,but explain absorption of carbohydrates to viva examiner you go dey stammer.

So you people actually read for exams???

Health is a right, not a privilege. On this World Social Justice Day, the Standing Committee on Medical Education reminds us that social justice begins where inequality ends — in our classrooms, in our hospitals, and in our communities.

At this point... I'm doing everything except from what I'm actually meant to be doing. smh.

Ramadan Mubarak 🌙✨ A month of mercy. A month of discipline. A month to reset the heart and refocus the soul. May this Ramadan purify our intentions, strengthen our faith, multiply our rewards, and bring peace to our homes.

When you chukwuezed the exam but the whole class Brahim diazed it 😂

Tonight I will make sure I cover 10 topics The night:

@Big_SamuelAtari I think it's "Je Bluetooth Lewice"... As in, Je Bluetooth Lewice is Leady to Pair

2026... Let's give content creation a chance, shall we?😌🙂‍↔️

Me: Eating Rice with spag and turkey and okra, stepping it down with garri and coconut soaked with chilled Hollandia and then chin chin with cake and chocolates to top it up... because only God knows when next. My Stomach:

Rain dey fall for December 24th keh?? So the world wan end true true

"I'll finish Thorax, Abdomen, Pelvis and Perenium during the Break"

Missed the days when OS used to be Operating system Missionary used to be about gospel Riding used to be related to bicycle Jack used to be short Jackie Chan Pipe used to be plumbing Going deep used to be related to research Thank you all o,God will judge you

When you're revising your personal jotter for an exam but it doesn't look like anything you've read before

"Early to bed,early to rise" No follow Dem do am o!!!!!! Boys de read for midnight 😭