Chuck, WTF?

@thetrueshelby Which of them groups of coloreds we gonna get first? When your daddy coming back to take your job - we gonna come for your kind next ya know.

What do you think they are talking about?

@RonFilipkowski The likes of which we’ve never seen before.

So Trump is going to build a new national University w/free tuition, 10 new “Freedom Cities,” an impregnable Iron Dome missile defense system, fund Elon’s missions to Mars, raise defense spending to record levels, finish the wall, while cutting the overall federal budget by 33%?

@RonFilipkowski At least misogyny is back and I can say shit like, “ENTER FEMALE NAME HERE, you misguided, ignorant, slut”.

“Extensive background check by the FBI”

At least misogyny is back and I can say shit like, “ENTER FEMALE NAME HERE, you misguided, ignorant, slut”.

@TheFungi669 Not even one wafer thin mints worth…

Can I at least get a rat’s ass?

I usually don’t ask for favors but I’m wondering if you have any spare fucks to give? My Latino neighbor voted for Trump and now he’s scared of being deported.

And remember, ELECTROLYTES - it’s what plants crave!!!

Latest projections are in! Anything those guys said leading up to this election were correct; they were actually just projections of what they’d do after winning.

@JoyceWhiteVance Maybe? Come on Ilene! Sorry - the song popped right in my tiny brain.

It is going to be every bit as bad as we told you it was going to be. Maybe, worse.

The good news is, with the Russian asset soon in charge of DNI, the hunt for Red October shouldn’t take long.

@thetrueshelby I’m not here.

I’m sorry but I don’t see the point of being on Shitter anymore. I want to understand though. Why are we all still here?

@BillyBaldwin See you on Bluesky

How many people have left Twitter? I'm down 12,000+ followers. Wonder how many were bots and how many left cuz of Elon? Where do you think is the best platform to go after leaving Twitter?

@DarkMSolvent Faint taint

If Stephen Miller were a new crayon color, what would it be named?

@DisavowTrump20 I’m sure trump is writing him a big fat check right now.

This is former GOP Rep. Michael Grimm. He was recently involved in a tragic accident that has left him paralyzed and is seeking $2.5 million on GoFundMe to cover his expenses. Grimm voted against the Affordable Care Act to block health care access for millions of Americans.

What we are witnessing is the Mordoring of America right now by musk, trump, and p-p-Putin. I haven’t quite figured out who is playing the part of Sauron… is that a whisper of Xi I see in the black haze beneath the developing red eye? Or is that a name… like Peter something?

@guelphgirlchris As we sat down here in Texas, “Honey, eat shit and die young”.

She voted for Trump and lost her family. FAFO.

Donald Trump is to America what Jerry jones is to the Dallas cowboys.

@smalls2672 Wonder if they eat them first?

@PamKeithFL Plan B is a bad thing to say nowadays don’t you think? In Texas you might get arrested.

Since the department of education is going away, how do kids that require federal student aid pay for college? Pell grants are gone. Head start is gone. Special Ed funding is gone. I’m just curious about the Plan B for everyone.

@theliamnissan Impregnated by an alien I bet

BREAKING NEWS: ELON BEGINS THIRD TRIMESTER

@herotimeszero That his mirror image so he’s saluting with his left hand… fucking Russian bot that he is.

What's the first thing you think when you see this?