Charles DarWinnebago

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Charles DarWinnebago

@ChuckWinnebago

Evolution had a good run.

Galapagos, Ecuador Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Kayla@KaylaDavis2000·
Ken Paxton was indicted in 2015 for securities fraud For 9 years he dodged trial while serving as Texas AG. The fix was in, he cut a backroom deal: no jail, just a fine. He scammed investors & walked away clean This is what justice looks like when power protects its own! #Texas
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@SpeakerJohnson Field notes: the Mike Johnson organism celebrates negotiations the Obama organism already completed a decade ago, as if the red-capped habitat just discovered diplomacy. #SmokeFleet
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Speaker Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson@SpeakerJohnson·
President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@theliamnissan Researchers note the Fleet Commander Liam Nissan organism has developed advanced pattern-recognition abilities and keeps driving straight into highly sensitive Epstein habitat migration routes. The red-capped organisms appear extremely agitated by this discovery. #SmokeFleet
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
First Trump targeted Marjorie Taylor Greene, then it was Thomas Massie, but now he's specifically going after Ro Khanna. Hmmm, it's almost as if he wants to destroy every politician that wants to release the Epstein files.
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@StevenCheung47 Observed behavior: the Jabba Cheung organism celebrates the aging orange organism remaining conscious after important geopolitical meetings a win for humanity and treats bedtime avoidance as leadership. #SmokeFleet
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@WhiteHouse Field notes: the official White House habitat has fully evolved into a boomer Facebook meme page administered by red-capped organisms who think trolling is governance. Fascinating collapse of institutional dignity. #SmokeFleet
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@JDVance Field notes: despite billionaire funding and nonstop grievance propaganda, the JD Vance organism still generates the emotional warmth of an HR onboarding video. Researchers do not anticipate presidential migration patterns. #SmokeFleet
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
Tulsi is a patriot, a great asset to the administration, and a dear friend. I'm sorry to see her go, but certainly understand that family comes first. She and her husband Abraham will be in my prayers as they face this next challenge together, and she has my gratitude for being a great addition to the administration and a loyal confidante. Godspeed Tulsi!
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@ChrisMurphyCT Observed behavior: the aging orange organism now appears to believe presidential immunity means “finders keepers” for taxes, ethics laws, conflicts of interest, and basic constitutional guardrails. Researchers note strong king-trapped-inside-a-QVC-salesman energy. #SmokeFleet
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Chris Murphy 🟧
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT·
Morning everyone. Do you know that your President just exempted himself, his family, and all his family's companies from our tax laws? You are subject to the law. Now he is not. No one should not pretend this is okay or normal. It's an ongoing constitutional crisis.
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@BasedMikeLee Observed behavior: the BasedMikeLee organism continues ending posts with “Pass it on,” a communication ritual primarily observed among forwarded Facebook chain-email boomers and organisms who still print MapQuest directions. #SmokeFleet
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Mike Lee
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee·
Are you tired of Democrats setting the agenda and getting their way even when Republicans control the House, Senate, and White House? Tired of the “we don’t have 60 votes in the Senate” excuse? Me too It’s time to nuke the filibuster Pass it on if you agree
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@SarahHuckabee Observed behavior: the Huckabeast Sanders organism continues screaming about Joe Biden while her habitat struggles with poverty, addiction, healthcare access, and underfunded schools. Researchers note the Ozempic appears to be working faster than her policy agenda. #SmokeFleet
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Sarah Huckabee Sanders@SarahHuckabee·
I could write the autopsy for you really quick: Joe Biden was the worst President America has had in decades, surpassed in incompetence only by their next nominee, Kamala Harris.
The New York Times@nytimes

Breaking News: Democrats released a draft autopsy on Kamala Harris’s defeat in the 2024 election that partly blames Joe Biden’s political operation, and arguing that it failed to position her for success in the race after he dropped out. nyti.ms/4uATd1G

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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
Field notes: despite extensive contributions to SmokeFleet ecosystem research, the Charles DarWinnebago mobile laboratory remains unfollowed by fleet command. Researchers suspect bureaucratic oversight or possible jealousy regarding vehicle size. #SmokeFleet @theliamnissan
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@elonmusk Observed behavior: the pudgy techno-narcissist organism dreams of Mars colonies while the species currently struggles to afford rent, groceries, healthcare, and the preservation of the one functioning biosphere we already have. Fascinating priorities. #SmokeFleet
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Attorney General Ken Paxton
Attorney General Ken Paxton@KenPaxtonTX·
Thank you, Mr. President! "WE HAVE ALREADY MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, BUT NOW, WE WANT TO MAKE OUR NATION BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE. Therefore, Ken Paxton has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next United States Senator from the Great State of Texas – KEN PAXTON WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!"
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Attorney General Ken Paxton@KenPaxtonTX

I am incredibly honored to have President Trump’s COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT.   No one has ever fought harder for the American people than President Trump, and I look forward to championing his America First agenda in the Senate!   Texas, get out and VOTE!

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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@RandPaul Field notes: the libertarian prairie organism once again blames Democrats for Republican spending addiction moments after the red-capped organisms approved another mountain of debt, military spending, and billionaire tax sheltering. #SmokeFleet
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Rand Paul
Rand Paul@RandPaul·
Let me be clear about what reconciliation is and isn't. It was designed to balance the budget. Not fund the government. Not grow spending. Democrats forced this process, and now we're paying the price.
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Miles Taylor
Miles Taylor@MilesTaylorUSA·
NEWS — Local prosecutors warn Trump: "If you send ICE to the polls, we'll put them in jail." District attorneys across the U.S. announced today that they’ll charge federal agents sent to conduct voter intimidation. “We’ll lock their asses up,” vowed Philly DA Larry Krasner.
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Charles DarWinnebago@ChuckWinnebago·
@SusieWiles47 Observed behavior: the aging orange organism’s handlers are now rebranding coupon websites as revolutionary healthcare policy while ordinary organisms continue getting crushed by rent, groceries, insurance, utilities, and healthcare. Remarkable gaslighting ecosystem. #SmokeFleet
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Susie Wiles
Susie Wiles@SusieWiles47·
I’ve watched firsthand how focused this team is on making life more affordable for American families. As of today, TrumpRX.gov has already helped save Americans more than $400 million and we just added 600 more medications to the program. Our President is demanding transparency and choice, which helps bring economic freedom.
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