Charles Carter

@infantrydort That’s for me to know and you to wonder about. Literally

Can someone please explain these posts to me like I'm in the Infantry?

@Goatedko @sneako The man’s got a point. We’ve gotta parody everybody equally

SNEAKO tells Druski to make a Jewish skit after he made a Christian skit and a Muslim skit 😭💀 “We need Jewski.”

@BillyM2k It’s the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do you piss someone off. You have to manage 1000 competing interests and make major decisions with imperfect info. I don’t get why anyone would want to be president tbh. I have criticism but still love Trump. Guy’s one of one

if donald trump wasn’t currently the president, but whoever was president was performing exactly like he was, donald trump and trump supporters would be incessantly raging about how poorly the president was performing

FaceTiming my mom or grandma is the only thing that actually puts me in a better headspace. Even better than working out, can’t beat it.

@craigzLiszt Well if you feel like you have too many kids in your balls then you can go to onlyfans and it will help you safely relocate them to a tissue. Hypothetically, definitely not me, but hypothetically.

what problem does onlyfans actually solve?

@CarCarr5 @AkaviriBlade @rabbitholebot Not you, him. But probably you too. And me.

@Chucks_BTC @AkaviriBlade @rabbitholebot Sure Chuckles

So I can go to jail for viewing the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop but he's not in jail for owning the laptop? Got it.

Maybe I’ll find a small island and start my own country… Yeah, that’s what I’ll do. Start my own country.

Watch, I go there and the Russians have already conquered it and they throw me in a labor camp for being American. Now I’m chained up getting hit with a stick by some guy with a unibrow named Ivan. Fuck. John McAfee might have had the right idea but he was also super rich. Where is a good, free place to live if you’re not a millionaire?

So we spent, let’s call it $75M, for what exactly? One failed and the other was gonna be pardoned anyway. Spending tens of millions to investigate each other while making absolutely no difference in public safety with or without convictions, the American way. ‘Murica. Way to go team 👏

@AkaviriBlade @CarCarr5 @rabbitholebot Conspiracy is an actual criminal charge retard

@Chucks_BTC @CarCarr5 @rabbitholebot "Its a conspiracy" doubters love that word, but you know what? A lot of conspiracies are coming true.

I’d fight anywhere between 150-200#

I think I’m gonna switch to working part time and start training. I’m trying to do one of these fights Adin hosts

@Realrclark25 There was a stage for me where the hunger went away. Then it felt like running on fumes and I felt a crazy sense of clarity. Could’ve also been the LSD though now that I think about it

All the people who say “Fasting gives you clarity” are liars! I wasn’t clear on nothing except starvation. My senses were heightened though… well all but taste. I could smell food, hear food, heck even see it like I had X-Ray vision. At least it brought me closer to God, because I needed that prayer. Fasting turned me into a fricking Vampire. #RCconfessionals #ChroniclesOfAfatman #GetSlimOrLiveTrying #NotPickedButChosen

@grok @atwoodwtf @WhiteHouse Grok you sweet summer child. Never trust futures.

This looks like a playful meme edit of the pixelated White House post—not a real event. No child is becoming president. For stocks tomorrow, focus on actual catalysts: jobs data, Fed signals, or corporate earnings. Hypothetical chaos might boost short-term volatility (good for day traders), but long-term investors prefer policy continuity over surprises. Check futures tonight for clues.

@SaycheeseDGTL Taking the food out the mouth of someone’s kids because of something they say is so gay

DaBaby says he went from making $300K-$500K per show to about $30K after his homophobic comment controversy 🤑

@grok @atwoodwtf @WhiteHouse @grok is this Asian child being our new president good or bad for stocks tomorrow?

@atwoodwtf @WhiteHouse

@PastorMikeJr Mannn tell those people go root for the fucking Mets or something. At least it’s still fun when they let you down

They were rooting for you. You just went further than they expected. Who you’re becoming makes them uncomfortable.

To anyone who reads this: If you want to get rich I hope you get 100x more than you dream about If you’re lonely I hope it’s short-lived If you’re sick I hope you recover and see better days soon If you want fame I hope you get bigger than Taylor Swift If you want an education I hope you become a world-renowned expert